high octane junkie

and by battle, he means a free-for-all homo love-festival full of sweaty man-sex. gross.

rockin'. thanks. who needs a sweet sand car when you got a sweet mullet? or in joe fabs case, you can have both! i asked joe fab to purchase one of his shop shirts.. no go. i was gonna photo his mullet but i didn't wanna fight, good thing neither he or his entourage noticed you taking that photo, pete. by the looks of the photo (taken while mullet was facing away) you obviously know the rules but for those who don't.. rules: #1) never ask a mullet personal questions about the mullet. #2) never touch a mullet. #3) you can look but don't stare, unless you want your a$$ kicked and your name took. #4) never ask a mullet for a marlboro, or a drink of their southern comfort. #5) never steal a mullets kraco, or touch the tuner. #6) never try to steal a mullets primered 1978 camaro z28. #7) never compliment a mullets camaro, they already know it's bad-a$$, duh. #8) never ever bump into or spill anything on a mullet while wearing any of the following: -a) faded george thorogood & the destroyers concert t-shirt, vintage. -b.) ripped and faded levi's. -c) converse all-stars. -d) chrome belt loop keychain. -e) if you see all of these garments being worn together, mulletude very high. just stay away. #9) never bang mullets sister in her pick-up truck.. mullet sits there when towing camaro. #10) sundays are for wrenching on camaro, just stay away.

joe fab has a sweet mullet.

if you're looking for a party in the sandbox, then it's glamis you're thinking of. big party there. huge. you don't wanna miss it. i'll be at dumont, riding and duning in an appropriate manner, with other duners who choose to dune smart and safe.

there were a few broads there that caught my eye.

have you tried to push a rhino in the sand? very difficult task. chain it up and make it difficult. if someone starts your rhino to drive it out, you'll probably hear it. and if someone does push your rhino out of camp.. if they ever get caught or if you ever find them, take them out for a beer before you beat 'em. they deserve atleast that. anyone steals my rhino out of camp, they earned it.

deep pockets.. BALLIN'!

is this dood really that soft? does he even go to dumont? if so, does he leave camp? do you think he watches the news? probably not.. that kinda stuff is too "hardcore" for him.

show was awesome this year.

i've never seen the engine glow, heh.

yayee yay!

when a drunk a-hole runs into the middle of a trail while you're riding your atv at 4th gear pinned.. pray that you don't hit him. sure, the drunk a-hole learn his lesson because he has a shattered leg, but the penalty for the atv rider is very severe as well.

he's not an rzr owner. he's not even an rzr fan. he just likes the rzr brokeback poster.

you've got alot of homosexuality in your posts lately.. is there something you're trying to tell all of us, dan?

excellente.

yes, and when they're not riding their rangers.. they will pump -clap- you up.

owned.

i'm gonna stalk you until my banshee is fixed ha!

my buddy hans has one, likes it alot. powerhouse dan did a service on it last week, he was very impressed.

bob's got a point, dan. heh. nener nener nener.

oh no you didn't! game on.

we booked our room many, many moons ago with one bed like we usually do, but then a buddy of ours wanted to go so we switched to two beds.. my buddy booked his reservation for the "party cruise" many, many moons ago and didn't know the two events fell upon the same weekend. i don't miss the super show, he doesn't miss the party cruise so we switched back to one bed.

easy to service no tool air filter under the hood, four wheel disc brakes.

orale.

hmm.. went from riding a hillshoot banshee to riding poop-chute rzr.. just because you haven't came out the closet, doesn't mean you're not gay! =)~