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"Was it over when the Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?" - Animal House (John Belushe)sp?

"They took the bar, the whole f$*%in Bar" - Animal house (John Belushe)sp?

"Your a Daisy if ya Do" - Tombstone (Val Kilmer)

"Hell, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good" - War Games

"I'm goin to show her my "Oh-face"....OH....OH...OH" - Office Space

"I want you all to take a good look at this lump of S#$t. You f$%#up in a firefight and I goddamn guarantee you a trip out of the bush, In a body bag. Doc, Tagem and Bagem." - Platoon

"Two dollars, plus tip" - Better of Dead

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Apocolypse Now

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" - Batman - (Nicholson)

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." - Silence Of the Lambs (Hopkins)

I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk? - Dirty Harry (Eastwood)

"I'd quit drinking, but everyone hates a quitter" - Tshirt (front)

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am" - Tshirt (Back)

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" - slick willy

"Today they counted on America to be passive, they counted wrong!" - Reagan

"Hold My Beer, while I try this" - Famous last words

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I've heard a few on movies on the independent movie channel

"excuse me does either one of you have a roman candle" David Caradine in Road Side Prophets

"God is just an imaginary friend for grownups" Can't remember witch movie but when it comes on again I'll update

Edited by lakecitydan
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Oh look its a poop-a-poolusa - Ron White

Master of Puppets - Metallica

I didn't wanna be drunk in public I wanted to be drunk in a bar - Ron White

Do you have a license to be that stupid? - T Shirt Quote

Beware of Desert Monkeys - buggychick

Is that the doorbell? - my dad

Because I Can - sandbob

REAL MEN OF GENIUS! BL

Its 5 o clock somewhere

Edited by SANDBOB1973
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