duniemonkie Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." -Humphrey Bogart "Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." -Winston Churchill "Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink." -W.C. Fields "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." -Ernest Hemmingway "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." -For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." -Dean Martin This remindes me of Pete and I at weddings... "I don't know what reception I'm at, but for God's sake give me a gin and tonic. " -Denis Thatcher “I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.” W.C. Fields “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” -Barbara Bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Some of my favorite movie quotes by Jack Nicholson... from The Shining: "Here's Johnny!" from As Good as it Gets... "People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch." "Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City sailor wanna hump hump bar? Or is this getaway day in your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trqjnky Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 "Faster till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death" "you gonna do somethin, or just stan there and bleed?" "I dont know what youre doing down there, but you have 45 minutes to stop it" "live the dream, die full throttle" thats all for now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kens Colors Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 "bleed......... I don't have time to bleed" "no matter where you go there you are" "do those chickens have large talons" "where all da white women at" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBox_Kid Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO." -? "Life is much too important to be taken seriously" -Oscar Wilde "We actually expect looney people to be honest about their lunacy?" -duniemonkie "I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 "Faster till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death" "you gonna do somethin, or just stan there and bleed?" "I dont know what youre doing down there, but you have 45 minutes to stop it" "live the dream, die full throttle" thats all for now.. "bleed......... I don't have time to bleed" "no matter where you go there you are" "do those chickens have large talons" "where all da white women at" Where are these quotes from? :no_no: That's half the fun of reading them- knowing WHO said em. :freakin_nuts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Badges! We don't need to Stinking Badges - Blazing Saddles It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got - Sheryl Crow You can't please everyone, but it is possible to piss them all of at the sametime. - desertskyz The more I'm around people, the more I like my dogs. - unkown Kill'em all, let god sort em' - A bumper sticker Ohhhhhh! your a girl dragon (blink, blink) Eddy Murphy in Shrek I don't lie cause I drink to much. I have a hard enough time remembering the truth - Danny Maybe I can come up with somemore later :freakin_nuts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas style Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 who wants a mustache ride! "super troopers" my licence? its on the bumper man "cheech" thought i had more i will have to think............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offroadracer Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 who wants a mustache ride! "super troopers" my licence? its on the bumper man "cheech" thought i had more i will have to think............... thats funny right there :freakin_nuts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EY3BA11 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 ?You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.? -Albert Einstein I think DDR has sucsefully accomplished that albert einstein quote "Holy dog sh*t. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? R. Lee Ermy Full metal jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90+ PLUS Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 (edited) :freakin_nuts: "Man that rattled my sphincter" -Sheev from The Dukes of Hazzard(the new one) "My wide open is one more gear than anyone else's" -Robby Gordon, i guess its not really funny but oh well its cool Edited May 2, 2007 by tanner54 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegas FX400 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 "thats a sweet bike. Take it off any jumps?" Nepolian Dynomite " I'm gonna rock out with my c*^$ out, im gonna hangout with my wang out" Stiffler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand chick Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 "I'm your huckleberry" - Val Kilmer in Tombstone "Rut Row Raggy" - SCOOBY DOO I know I have more, but can't think now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBox_Kid Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 "Wait, what are we talking about? We decided!? My best interest?! How can you know, how can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy? When I went to your schools, I went to your churches, I went to your institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say that I'm crazy." -Suicidal Tendencies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegas FX400 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 "Wait, what are we talking about? We decided!? My best interest?! How can you know, how can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy? When I went to your schools, I went to your churches, I went to your institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say that I'm crazy." -Suicidal Tendencies " all i wanted was a pepsi, just a pepsi,and she would'nt give it to me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Rhino Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 GET 'ER DONE!!!! (Larry the cable guy) Here's your sign (ugh its right there.. ah heck you all know who he is) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegas FX400 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 how come Andrew gets to get up, if he gets up, then we all will get up, and then it will be complete anarchy------ Breakfast Club "Cute cat. Whats its name?" "Annoying customer"----- Clerks "People say crazy sh*t during sex, I once called this girl Mom"--- Clerks " My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" --- The Princess Bride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EY3BA11 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 GET 'ER DONE!!!! (Larry the cable guy) Here's your sign (ugh its right there.. ah heck you all know who he is) Bill Engvall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Rhino Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Bill Engvall See I knew someone wold get it! Thanks nick :freakin_nuts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kens Colors Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 "bleed......... I don't have time to bleed" "no matter where you go there you are" "do those chickens have large talons" "where all da white women at" 1. Jesse the Body in Predator 2. Mad Max beyond thunderdome 3. Napoleon Dynamite 4. The sherriff in Blazing Saddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBox_Kid Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 2. Mad Max beyond thunderdome ...and The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension One of my favorite quotes, BTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kens Colors Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 "You sir are Drunk" Queen Elizibeth to Winston Churchill. His reply "you madam are ugly but in the morning I will be sober" I am not sure if I have it worded exactly right but that was close enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazlay43 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Who r u 2 judge the way i live? Before u point fingers, make sure ur hands r clean. -Johnny Richter or somethin like that idk exactly how it goes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bp-guy Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Excuse me while I whip this out- Blazing Saddles Thats not a knife!.......That's a knife- Croc Dundee What do we get for $10 dollars?- Full Metal Jacket Dude watch this!!-- That one drunk guy at any party in any city (lol) :freakin_nuts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 "there is only 2 things iam good at.... fighting and chewing bubble gum....and iam all out of bubble gum!" Roudy roddy piper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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