Richard Cheese Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?...;type=printable The Southern California mother of octuplets is being offered $1 million to star in hardcore porn. Vivid Entertainment spokeswoman Jackie Martin says the offer also promises a year of health insurance for Nadya Suleman and her 14 children. Suleman gave birth to octuplets at a Bellflower hospital on Jan. 26, and already had six other children. The home the unemployed single-mother lives in is facing foreclosure. Vivid says the offer was sent Tuesday via overnight mail and there has been no immediate response. The offer letter says Suleman's video would be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint, which has released videos starring Pamela Anderson and Kim Kardashian. hmmmm octo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegashd Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 I think some decency group will say dont star in porn we will now help you.. blah blah blah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceisback Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 (edited) That HO is EMOFUGGLY. Who in their right mind would pay hard earned cash to see her nasty azz nekkid? We've been having a debate here in the shop since she became exposed to the public. I say her mouth looks just like a baboons azz just like Angelina's does. I had to Google some baboon azz to convince a couple of the guys, but the majority here agree, now, that Ms. Jolie's lips look like baboon hiney. You can have my turn Cheese! Edited February 26, 2009 by aceisback Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 (edited) She is going to be on Dr. Phil today at 3:00 PT and Part 2 will be on tomorrow at 3. Wonder if the good Doctor would approve of Porn for Preventive Care or maybe Porn to Help Premies. Edited February 25, 2009 by desertskyz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandawg Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 She should take the garantee even tho no one in their right mind would pay to see her. :ah: This way she could afford the plastic surgery to get her body back, to even close, to a woman after having that many kids! Then she could be the poster woman for The National Association of Stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
che che DD Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 f*ckin a... I'm gonna go get 7 eggs fertilized so I can cash in on that sh*t!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1BADYFZ Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I work for a major porn company that buys alot of Vivid titles and there is deff. a small market out there for her... Me personally i cant stand her........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceisback Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 (edited) I work for a major porn company that buys alot of Vivid titles and there is deff. a small market out there for her... Yeah, I'm sure CoCo the muffhuffin' Go Rilla would hit dat. We've even got some Bruthas in the shop that think she is finer than frog hair split four ways. Ignit a$$es... Edited February 26, 2009 by aceisback Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXDOUT Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 (edited) a little, but my out look on the whole "kid" thing. You should have to qualify to have kids. Kind of like getting a marriage license. You would apply for a child license????????????? I know, I know it would never work. But some how all theses azzholes that sqeeze a bunch of welfare babies out is unfair to ALL OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Do like they do in China, 1----thats 1 kid. PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know this will probably start some rant, but oh well. :stir: I'm sick of paying for other people's damn kid's. Taxes should be based off your social security number, and how many kids are registered to you, is how much more YOU pay. There's an idea?????????? Edited February 26, 2009 by MAXDOUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Machine Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Denny's decided to step up to the plate in honor of this mother by offering a new meal: The Octoslam. You get 14 eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune_rat Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Denny's decided to step up to the plate in honor of this mother by offering a new meal: The Octoslam. You get 14 eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 i say go for it...take the money...make a porn.......... give up the kids to a good family and then get fixed so she cant have anymore kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duniemonkie Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 a little, but my out look on the whole "kid" thing. You should have to qualify to have kids. Kind of like getting a marriage license. You would apply for a child license????????????? I know, I know it would never work. But some how all theses azzholes that sqeeze a bunch of welfare babies out is unfair to ALL OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Do like they do in China, 1----thats 1 kid. PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know this will probably start some rant, but oh well. :stir: I'm sick of paying for other people's damn kid's. Taxes should be based off your social security number, and how many kids are registered to you, is how much more YOU pay. There's an idea?????????? I vote Tyler for Prez!! This has been exactly my argument; it's not MY fault all these other people had kids. Denny's decided to step up to the plate in honor of this mother by offering a new meal: The Octoslam. You get 14 eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay! April, I love you. I'd give your kid money. i say go for it...take the money...make a porn.......... give up the kids to a good family and then get fixed so she cant have anymore kids! That would be the only hope for a normal life those rugrats would have. That or she'll hopefully loose count in the mall one day and leave one in the Gap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draggindre Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Denny's decided to step up to the plate in honor of this mother by offering a new meal: The Octoslam. You get 14 eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay! dats some funny chiat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 or she'll hopefully loose count in the mall one day and leave one in the Gap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Denny's decided to step up to the plate in honor of this mother by offering a new meal: The Octoslam. You get 14 eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay! awesome AND gross! I vote Tyler for Prez!! This has been exactly my argument; it's not MY fault all these other people had kids. April, I love you. I'd give your kid money. That would be the only hope for a normal life those rugrats would have. That or she'll hopefully loose count in the mall one day and leave one in the Gap :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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desertskyz Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Denny's decided to step up to the plate in honor of this mother by offering a new meal: The Octoslam. You get 14 eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay! Saw that joke on Scrapjazz.com Since done is done, and we can't cull the litter, aka, euthanize them or the mom. I say make the Doctor who did this foot the bill. Fertility doctors have a code of ethics that they a suppose to follow and this doctor didn't, so he should be held responsible for the lot of them. They say that there is only a 1% chance that any of them will be "normal." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1BADYFZ Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Yeah, I'm sure CoCo the muffhuffin' Go Rilla would hit dat. We've even got some Bruthas in the shop that think she is finer than frog hair split four ways. Ignit a$$es... Anythign with a hole they are there, the sh*t me and you dont want to see they are stars in those episodes..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 I found my Holloween Costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyvw Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 the doctor that engineered this should(and possibly will) be in jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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