barefoot bob Posted March 20, 2009 Posted March 20, 2009 (edited) we bring you this end of season speacial cause you mafakas wont stop pushing me. so here goes much adoo about nothing................ as the sun rises on the wind swept dunes of dumont, and the heat begins to increase . we have to say goodby to dumont for the summer season. allowing god to smooth out the dunes and prep it for next year. and of course causing ddr members to absolutely lose there effing minds and things turn wierd as they do every summer on ddr. To that ens however the econemy and our new president has made ddr people crazier than ever even before summer. half the peeps figured out they were racist lol (some already new) we now have a speacial olymics at the dunes :atc: THEY PROJECT BY NEXT YEAR IT WILL BE A LARGER VENUE THAN THE RED NECK OLYMPICS just when you think your spending enough money pete finds us another way :dumbass: randoggy has finaly gone over the edge and has gone completely into the nizzle dizzle for shizzle its reported he has to have an interpreter at work so somebody can figure out what he is saying pete bought a new fancy camera be sure to close all your curtains at night or he will find you and he is reportedly opening a new web sight www.peepingpete.com he also hit a milestone of 16,000 posts which means he talks 3 times more than any of us jeeeez stfu meanwhile wingnut has managed to try to burn his house down , light himself on fire, and is trying to put a 5th wheel hitch on a sand rail and we learned he is afraid of clowns :clown: it is also reported that he commited a random act of kindness. as usual cole has tried to inflict as much bodily damage on himself and his toys as humanly possible. while trying to stay completely nude. it is also reprted that he volunteered to star with the optuplet mom in her first porno. we also learned he was removed from the midget porn actors union over the decision........ meanwhile a nationwide call has gone out to find out who the fck is ogp. turns out he is a sand toy / boat pimp. with alzhiemers ( he continuly goes to the dune and forgets to bring his sand rail) i wonder if he remembers where he parked it randog knows where its at but no one can understand him to get to its whereabouts. meanwhile skyz is still on her eternall search for which end is up. an interpreter has not been found to figure out what shes saying either....... capt kllm is living up to his internet name he has graduated from killing kiddie tracks to killing duramaxes. Its also been reported he was offered a job to stress test crowbars in wet sand. death to his new car is immenet. while bp guy tries to learn his gps and leads duners out to places a camel wouldnt go. his car camera is a great hit if he could just remember to turn it on when theres somthing happening......... theres also a new strain of flue going around (the stork flu ) it has claimed cheese , randog and a few others be carefull its highly contagous don has lost his mind and started playing in the dsesert and wants to sell his motor for a slower one. this year has made everyone go off the reservation meanwhile the cheese. other than stork flu remains the same. cheese sleeze is alive and well. it is reported he is dating a boarder patrol officer. they were seen together sword fighting in downtown bako field ISBB ATTENDED THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS SHOWING UP ON A 70 WITH APE HANGERS . it is reported the bike fainted and died from the weight errrr... i mean.... heat and had to buried at dumont. a sad day in dune history this season the death of hog heaven. it appears they wont be returning to the dunes. a couple of new shining stars on the horizon are rising if they can just get together a breakfast menu and remember to bring FOOD !!! theres alot more going on but this is all i got for now. and as the year goes on it promises to be crazier and more drama charged than ever. in randog language thats izzle dizzle fo shizzle till the the next nizzle Edited March 20, 2009 by barefoot bob Quote
~JILL~ Posted March 20, 2009 Posted March 20, 2009 ONCE AGAIN BOB FANTASTIC WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Jakster884 Posted March 20, 2009 Posted March 20, 2009 That's sum funny chit. :dumbass: Sucks the Dumont season has to end. Quote
sand chick Posted March 20, 2009 Posted March 20, 2009 Ahhhh FINALLY!!!!! And as always :dumbass: And I even managed to stay under the radar this time!! Woohoo! Mission accomplished!! :peeps: Quote
Warrior07 Posted March 20, 2009 Posted March 20, 2009 :?: It's about time ! :dumbass: So STFU ! Till the summer drama's over Quote
Randog Posted March 20, 2009 Posted March 20, 2009 Ohhh Hellzzzzz Yizzzle Yizzzle. Nice observations there BareFizzzleBizzzle. That was the Schizzz mANg! Sho! :foshizz: Whoa! Sand blows. :dumbass: That's pretty cool, Aye butthead? Ahhhh FINALLY!!!!! And as always And I even managed to stay under the radar this time!! Woohoo! Mission accomplished!! :peeps: He's not done with you Jodi. He's got more on the way. So, TAG you're it! Quote
RAGDOLL MX Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 that was awesome....i was hoping the new addition was coming out! good job bob! Quote
dunefreak Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 oh helllzzz yiah! Funny chit and great job as usual Bob. SO damn true too! meanwhile a nationwide call has gone out to find out who the fck is ogp. turns out he is a sand toy / boat pimp. with alzhiemers ( he continuly goes to the dune and forgets to bring his sand rail) i wonder if he remembers where he parked it randog knows where its at but no one can understand him to get to its whereabouts. OGP with alheizmers forgetting his rail....:dumbass: I think that was the best part of all. Quote
wsky70 Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 Been along time coming.....Good deal....SF Woody Quote
Richard Cheese Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 no wonder it was blocked at my job good one Bob!! Quote
desertskyz Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 we now have a speaical olymics at the dunes :atc: THEY PROJECT BY NEXT YEAR IT WILL BE A LARGER VENUE THAN THE RED NECK OLYMPICS just when you think your spending enough money pete finds us another way DDR Special Olympics Thought I was going to pee myself. Bob spells as bad as I do. meanwhile skyz is still on her eternall search for which end is up. an interpreter has not been found to figure out what shes saying either....... Spell check and Thesaurus can't figure out what I try to say. :?: Quote
dunefreak Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 DDR Special Olympics Thought I was going to pee myself. Bob spells as bad as I do. meanwhile skyz is still on her eternall search for which end is up. an interpreter has not been found to figure out what shes saying either....... Spell check and Thesaurus can't figure out what I try to say. :?: He spelled it like that on purpose. derrrrrr!!! Quote
Warrior07 Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 DDR Special Olympics Thought I was going to pee myself. Bob spells as bad as I do. meanwhile skyz is still on her eternall search for which end is up. an interpreter has not been found to figure out what shes saying either....... Spell check and Thesaurus can't figure out what I try to say. :?: I don't think a room full of english teachers could either ! Quote
sand chick Posted March 22, 2009 Posted March 22, 2009 Ohhh Hellzzzzz Yizzzle Yizzzle. Nice observations there BareFizzzleBizzzle. That was the Schizzz mANg! Sho! :foshizz: Whoa! Sand blows. That's pretty cool, Aye butthead? He's not done with you Jodi. He's got more on the way. So, TAG you're it! What?? I haven't done anything!! Quote
barefoot bob Posted March 23, 2009 Author Posted March 23, 2009 What?? I haven't done anything!! yes you did i just havent heard about it yet Quote
~JILL~ Posted March 23, 2009 Posted March 23, 2009 I just hate it sometimes when I need to keep my mouth shut!!!!!!!!! Quote
desertskyz Posted March 23, 2009 Posted March 23, 2009 I just hate it sometimes when I need to keep my mouth shut!!!!!!!!! I can't, that's why I carry around duct tape, just in case my turrets kicks in at the most inopportune moments. Quote
sand chick Posted March 23, 2009 Posted March 23, 2009 I just hate it sometimes when I need to keep my mouth shut!!!!!!!!! Hey hey hey!!!!! Watch it!! I have me some blackmail too!! Quote
barefoot bob Posted March 23, 2009 Author Posted March 23, 2009 Hey hey hey!!!!! Watch it!! I have me some blackmail too!! really ????? do tell................................. Quote
sand chick Posted March 24, 2009 Posted March 24, 2009 really ????? do tell................................. Nope nope! I tell.... she tells.... some thanksgiving events should remain maybe...... Quote
barefoot bob Posted March 24, 2009 Author Posted March 24, 2009 Nope nope! I tell.... she tells.... some thanksgiving events should remain maybe...... fine,...............all just make somthing up ON BOTH OF YOU .................................... TOGETHER .................................BY YOURSELVES.................................. IN A HOT TUB.......................... WITH JELLO ............. AND A HORSE CROP............. AND AN EGG BEATER ......................... AND A GERBEL ................ YA THAT WILL WORK Quote
desertskyz Posted March 24, 2009 Posted March 24, 2009 fine,...............all just make somthing up ON BOTH OF YOU .................................... TOGETHER .................................BY YOURSELVES.................................. IN A HOT TUB.......................... WITH JELLO ............. AND A HORSE CROP............. AND AN EGG BEATER ......................... AND A GERBEL ................ YA THAT WILL WORK Oh My! ......................Do tell........... with pic's it's a voyeur thing! Quote
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