Danielle Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 No...I think he's saying that she can pee standing up and the stream goes 10 ft. I have heard on KOMP that if you practice you can do this too. In order to pee standing up you would have to do a pelvic tilt and a semi squat but it still would get all over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 And than what????? So are you saying you have picked up on a girl/boy????? so now i should be on "to catch a predaturd"? he said to wear depends, like that is a viable option outside of having alzheimers so i asked him the question if he found depends attractive on girls. if given the choice......... i wouldn't have chosen the one with the bunched up underwear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 so now i should be on "to catch a predaturd"? he said to wear depends, like that is a viable option outside of having alzheimers so i asked him the question if he found depends attractive on girls. if given the choice......... i wouldn't have chosen the one with the bunched up underwear :laughoff: How awful is that...when you see woman and there bunched up underwear or how about when there g string is showing and than the rolls are flowing.They have no business wearing that.Now men you wouldn't see that but the grandpa butts you do see.Explain....men who wear boxers and bend over it looks like flat butt with a crease up the middle.There is no support there in those cheeks. Or better yet how about men who wear tight wrangler jeans that you can see the B-----.Gross!!now women don't have that problem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 So why can men get away with not shaving,face,arms,legs, bikini line????? But women have to do all of the above.you men don't even have to wax you eyebrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Danielle Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Alright Ed this has to stop with you over eating popcorn lately i am looking out for your best interest and if you continue watching and eating it will all go to your hips and you wouldn't want that as you need to fit in your tux for your wedding. speaking of that....Why do women have to wear the wedding dress why can't the man and the women wears the tux.Who set these rules. J/K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBox_Kid Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 In order to pee standing up you would have to do a pelvic tilt and a semi squat but it still would get all over. He said ten feet.... i once knew a biker at a local portland bar that would win free drinks because his "old lady" could pee a stream over 10 feet something to see in back parking lot with a small crowd all messed up. i saw it couple times it was soo funny. a few guys would pick up his bar tab now and then just to see it again. the drunker she got the funnier it was... How much room do you need to not get it all over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 He said ten feet.... How much room do you need to not get it all over? That depends on how tall you are and how long your legs are and how close your thighs are together.Oh that sounds bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand chick Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 (edited) Alright Ed this has to stop with you over eating popcorn lately i am looking out for your best interest and if you continue watching and eating it will all go to your hips and you wouldn't want that as you need to fit in your tux for your wedding. speaking of that....Why do women have to wear the wedding dress why can't the man and the women wears the tux.Who set these rules. J/K I wore a swimsuit for our wedding. But we also got married on a party barge in the middle of Shasta lake and I "walked down the isle" on a jetski. There's no set rules about weddings, you make them what you want them to be anymore. What I don't understand is the guy that can sleep with as many women as he wants to and he is a STUD and the girl who does the same thing is a sl..... Its a double standard. Edited July 12, 2007 by buggychick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I wore a swimsuit for our wedding. But we also got married on a party barge in the middle of Shasta lake and I "walked down the isle" on a jetski. There's no set rules about weddings, you make them what you want them to be anymore. What I don't understand is the guy that can sleep with as many women as he wants to and he is a STUD and the girl who does the same thing is a sl..... Its a double standard. But these day's they do call a man that does that a male sl-- Do people even really do that anymore(sleep around)well maybe the people in there 20's I have been married so long I wouldn't even know how to go on date much less be with someone else.My sl-- day's were done when I hit my 20's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand chick Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 But these day's they do call a man that does that a male sl-- Do people even really do that anymore(sleep around)well maybe the people in there 20's I have been married so long I wouldn't even know how to go on date much less be with someone else.My sl-- day's were done when I hit my 20's. Yeah in some schools it has become a HUGE epidemic. The girls wear certain colored bracelets to indicate what they will do and how far they will go. And nowadays its called "hooking up" they don't date or have boyfriends/girlfriends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Yeah in some schools it has become a HUGE epidemic. The girls wear certain colored bracelets to indicate what they will do and how far they will go. And nowadays its called "hooking up" they don't date or have boyfriends/girlfriends. Oh my i am getting old.And Sky starts junior high this year.There will be no braclets aloud on her and a rose bush behind her window as well no door on her bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand chick Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Oh my i am getting old.And Sky starts junior high this year.There will be no braclets aloud on her and a rose bush behind her window as well no door on her bedroom. I know me too And I still think that scientists need to work on making it possible for men to have babies!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bad4fiddy Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Man Wh*re osunds more professional , The main difference between women and men , WOMEN COMPLAIN CONSTANTLY , Guy's just kick back and dont say nothin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bad4fiddy Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 This picture explains everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 How awful is that...when you see woman and there bunched up underwear or how about when there g string is showing and than the rolls are flowing.They have no business wearing that.Now men you wouldn't see that but the grandpa butts you do see.Explain....men who wear boxers and bend over it looks like flat butt with a crease up the middle.There is no support there in those cheeks. Or better yet how about men who wear tight wrangler jeans that you can see the B-----.Gross!!now women don't have that problem! no, not bunched up like wrinkled chonies, but bunched up like a full depends fat women and G strings that are showing go over about as well as a turd in a punchbowl wtf are you doing checking out old mens arses for danielle??? j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 What I don't understand is the guy that can sleep with as many women as he wants to and he is a STUD and the girl who does the same thing is a sl..... Its a double standard. tell that to madonna, cher, all the female porn stars lil kim, paris hilton ,etc, etc i don't see women with high miles on them as whores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 I know me too And I still think that scientists need to work on making it possible for men to have babies!! it is a sadder state for 2 lesbians to go turkey baster stylee and have a kid. wtf is that? cutting the man out like that??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoom-zoom-Suze Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 (edited) That depends on how tall you are and how long your legs are and how close your thighs are together.Oh that sounds bad As the saying goes......"nice legs....when do they open" And boys if you like it or not.....we control your life with "IT" Edited July 12, 2007 by zoom-zoom-Suze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 (edited) no, not bunched up like wrinkled chonies, but bunched up like a full depends fat women and G strings that are showing go over about as well as a turd in a punchbowl wtf are you doing checking out old mens arses for danielle??? j/k It is hard not to notice when they are bent over in front of you. Oh Sh-- I can't stop laughing,That just came out all wrong. I need to go to work Edited July 12, 2007 by Danielle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxysandchick Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Could you imagine all the DDR chicks riding around with depends on..lumpy butts think about it guys, could you willingly pee on yourself? Would be very interesting to see a group of the girls lined up at comp taking a piss, tell me that wouldn't get a reaction from the guys But I found it easier to lean on something, like a truck tire, to hold myself up while I squat then I dont pee on my shoes. Dani I will teach ya sometime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Could you imagine all the DDR chicks riding around with depends on..lumpy butts think about it guys, could you willingly pee on yourself? Would be very interesting to see a group of the girls lined up at comp taking a piss, tell me that wouldn't get a reaction from the guys But I found it easier to lean on something, like a truck tire, to hold myself up while I squat then I dont pee on my shoes. Dani I will teach ya sometime That would be a site to see....you teaching me how to squat. try squating when you are drunk now that is a task to complete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Man Wh*re osunds more professional , The main difference between women and men , WOMEN COMPLAIN CONSTANTLY , Guy's just kick back and dont say nothin Wrong again...... Men complain more than woman.I live with 3 of them to prove it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Danielle Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Come on craig I would have thought this would be right up your alley.The differnces of men and women you can't get any crazier than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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