dunefreak Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 :rant_on: I can't stand these fools that think it is ok to come right up and knock on your door to try to sell you something. It's RUDE!! I don't even answer the door anymore. I just had some guy come up, ring my doorbell AND knock all loud and chit like he was trying to bust down my door. It almost scared the hell out of me. I usually like messing with em, but I just don't have the energy today. I just ignored the fool this time around. The last group that knocked on my door before this guy was some missionaries. oh boy! That gets me fired up the worst. When they started asking me if I knew God and blah blah blah...I kindly told them, look, no thank you and that I'm wasn't interested. Then they proceeded to preech even more crap about the Mormon way and trying to push their beliefs on me and . That's when I got pissed off, took a step back, and just slammed the door. Oh yeah...and one more thing. Some fuggin telemarketer just called my house about 10 minutes ago and asked for a Mr. Walt Mitchell. I said, nope wrong number. THEN, this guy has the nerve to tell ME that I am wrong. :freakin_nuts: He said, "uh no sir I have checked the number and this is the number I have for as his contact number." That set me off. I told this a$$hat that I didn't car wtf number HE has. I've had this number for over 10 years and he has THE WRONG NUMBER. There is nobody that lives here by that name and I have no clue who he is!!! **CLICK** Freakin people. I swear! :rant_on: Ok, rant off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britincali Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I open the door then close the door, no words needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerhouse Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 wow ! you know we all get worked by these people, but fyf comes in very handy !! most of the time , they don't even have a response !! they just turn and go ... the ones on the phone are a different bred of inbread !! lol them eefers won't shut up , you have to hang up . :freakin_nuts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusthol Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 i just handle the missionaries in a nice way. as soon asthey start to preach, i yell over my shoulder for someone to hand me my shotgun, as soon as i say that they get that look on their face like ok this guy is not going to do it. i then ask them if they are prepared to find out if god really does exists. i start yelling and cussing alot, walking away into the house as i go. i leave the door open so they can hear me. as soon as i slam the closet door and head back to the frt door they are gone. :freakin_nuts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sincity_blondie Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I guess ive been lucky, never had a door to door solicitor. :knock on wood: And as far as the phone, I screen all my calls. Always! I understand people gotta make a living, but damn they are annoying! :freakin_nuts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fctryblack84 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 i just tell srry not intrested bye!!! shut the door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielle Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I open the door then close the door, no words needed. That is what I do. :freakin_nuts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 first off if i see them walking around the hood when i come home i quickly open the garage close the garage asap . wait around for a few minutes. DING DONG shhusshhhh no one answer the door . then the kid chimes in :shout: I'LL GET IT open the door hi do you have a soft water system :freakin_nuts: no i don't and don't need one ! i think i was talking to so & so down the street and they were looking into one just a couple houses down effer's if you think we wanted any of there crap don't you think we'd be at the store buying it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted June 20, 2008 Author Share Posted June 20, 2008 Next time I should turn it around on them and try to sell them some DDR merch. :freakin_nuts: Here's how it will go down... solicitor, "Hello sir, do you currently have a home security system in your house?" me: "why yes I do, thank you very much for asking. Can I interest you in some DDR stickers or perhaps a DDR shirt? Have you heard of our website? It is the greatest way to stay connected with your friends that visit Dumont Dunes. You should really check it out, ma facka! " I'm kinda curious how they'd react. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sincity_blondie Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Next time I should turn it around on them and try to sell them some DDR merch. :freakin_nuts: Here's how it will go down... solicitor, "Hello sir, do you currently have a home security system in your house?" me: "why yes I do, thank you very much for asking. Can I interest you in some DDR stickers or perhaps a DDR shirt? Have you heard of our website? It is the greatest way to stay connected with your friends that visit Dumont Dunes. You should really check it out, ma facka! " I'm kinda curious how they'd react. I think you should try that. I think it would be freaking hiliarious. I can only imagine the look on their faces. You should video tape it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EY3BA11 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 most of them wouldnt have a clue what to do since they just read their script off a screen adn when you throw a wrench into the works they just stutter and hangup usually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 most of them wouldnt have a clue what to do since they just read their script off a screen adn when you throw a wrench into the works they just stutter and hangup usually i just tell them this # is on a do not call list :shout: ma fackaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLICK!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandSoulja Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I pretend i have terets (sp) and start waiving my arms around like a crazyman... and if that doesn't work i pull my pants down and show them my rash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandSoulja Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 ^^^^wow. that was outta line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltr450rider Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I like to tell the religious peeps about how my dad went crazy, I mean, seriously crazy, from watching all the stupid azz tv shows during the day. About how god is going to come down and destroy the world next week so send in all your money to the religious guy on tv since you dont really need it anymore. Yes, my dad did really send in thousands of dollars to those jackazzes. Then they usually leave when I start yelling at the end of my rant. They know my house now, I see them skip by all the time. I'm sure they have my house on the 86 list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegas FX400 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I had this girl come to the door the other day trying to sell magazines, " Oh your neighbors are great , I just need a few more thousand points and i get to go to Europe." Hmmmm. 1st thing, my neighbors dont live there anymore. 2nd thing, how about i give you enough points to get your teeth fixed and cleaned. She looked like she was eating a sh*t and butter sandwich. All brown and yellow. Her fuggin teeth had freckles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas style Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 i like when they call i say "yes very interested just a second hold on" and put the phone down and just leave it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarbyCrash Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 There are numerous tactics I've pulled with these people. Here are a few. Answer the door naked with a beer in your hand. Answer the door with a gun in your hand and tell them that "if Mario doesn't take the hit off my head I'm going to shoot your basterds in the d*ck" Knock back from the inside of the door. It's entertaining for a few minutes. Yell as loud as you can "b*tch if that's your f-ing boyfriend at the door you and him are dead" and then make a slapping sound like you just hauled off and hit her. Phone calls: Answer the phone "BJ's Blow job service, would you like a BJ" Make moaning sounds like they are interupting you while in mid stroke. Tell them that you might be interested in what they are selling but they have to talk dirty to you first. Flirt with them, tell them how sexy they sound on the phone. If your a guy and another guy is on the other end do it anyway. Freaks most of them out but you gotta be careful because he might be interested in chewing pillow for you. In which case you hang up and pretend it never happened. Bill Collectors: Tell them that you are so poverty stricken you went to church and the preacher told you that if you made a donation that all will be forgiven. So you gave the church every last cent. Flirt with them. Tell them you just caught your significant other in bed with someone else and you don't know what to do because your just watching with disbelief. Kind of a bad time to call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fctryblack84 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 There are numerous tactics I've pulled with these people. Here are a few. Answer the door naked with a beer in your hand. Answer the door with a gun in your hand and tell them that "if Mario doesn't take the hit off my head I'm going to shoot your basterds in the d*ck" Knock back from the inside of the door. It's entertaining for a few minutes. Yell as loud as you can "b*tch if that's your f-ing boyfriend at the door you and him are dead" and then make a slapping sound like you just hauled off and hit her. Phone calls: Answer the phone "BJ's Blow job service, would you like a BJ" Make moaning sounds like they are interupting you while in mid stroke. Tell them that you might be interested in what they are selling but they have to talk dirty to you first. Flirt with them, tell them how sexy they sound on the phone. If your a guy and another guy is on the other end do it anyway. Freaks most of them out but you gotta be careful because he might be interested in chewing pillow for you. In which case you hang up and pretend it never happened. Bill Collectors: Tell them that you are so poverty stricken you went to church and the preacher told you that if you made a donation that all will be forgiven. So you gave the church every last cent. Flirt with them. Tell them you just caught your significant other in bed with someone else and you don't know what to do because your just watching with disbelief. Kind of a bad time to call. haha those are some good ideas im gonna have to try some next time :freakin_nuts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 i have answered the door nekkid on occasion...that gets them to leave quickly...(i dont even need to see me nekkid) i will mess with them and tell them that iam broke and how do i get a job with them. as for the phone: i ask them for their home # and tell them that ill call them back at their dinner time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 SUPERSOAKER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crasher Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 i have answered the door nekkid on occasion...that gets them to leave quickly...(i dont even need to see me nekkid) i will mess with them and tell them that iam broke and how do i get a job with them. as for the phone: i ask them for their home # and tell them that ill call them back at their dinner time.. That's what my Mom did one time to some mormon boys that would not stop knocking at the door. She answered the door naked. Needless to say, they never returned. :freakin_nuts: We just don't answer the door if we get a solicitor. It's rude, especially when they come during dinner time or when we are working in our garage on a weekend. Go get a real job!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crasher Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I had this girl come to the door the other day trying to sell magazines, " Oh your neighbors are great , I just need a few more thousand points and i get to go to Europe." Hmmmm. 1st thing, my neighbors dont live there anymore. 2nd thing, how about i give you enough points to get your teeth fixed and cleaned. She looked like she was eating a sh*t and butter sandwich. All brown and yellow. Her fuggin teeth had freckles. LMAO!!!!! :freakin_nuts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 That's what my Mom did one time to some mormon boys that would not stop knocking at the door. She answered the door naked. Needless to say, they never returned. :freakin_nuts: We just don't answer the door if we get a solicitor. It's rude, especially when they come during dinner time or when we are working in our garage on a weekend. Go get a real job!!! I hate that chit that's my time away from the family those effer's that come to the garage just can't seem to take :shout: NO for an answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 what is it that is engrained in women to where they can let the phone ring and not answer it? is it all the boys they effed over in high school who called the house continually??? :freakin_nuts: when that phone rings, I HAVE to answer it, regardless if i know who it is or not sh*t...i just realized that i need to cancel caller id, as i dont use it anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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