bp-guy Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Before Marriage John--Ah...at last. I can hardly wait. Jane--Do you want me to leave? John--NO! Dont even think about that. Jane--Do you love me? John--Of course! Always have and always will. Jane--Have you ever cheated on me? John--NO! Why are you even asking? Jane--Will you kiss me? John--Every chance I get. Jane--Will you hit me? John--Hell no! Are you crazy? Jane--Can I trust you? John--Yes. Jane--Darling! After Marriage Read from bottom back to top Quote
ltr450 Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 thats some funny chittt!!! but so true at the brake-up Quote
dunefreak Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 Wow, I guess you guys have some chitty marriages. Quote
barefoot bob Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 ya no kidding . i wouldnt trade marriage for anything Quote
superdave Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 i can think of alot of things after 25 years. till do us part is bullshit. they need term limits. Quote
wingnut Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 ya no kidding . i wouldnt trade marriage for anything You big softy!!!!! Quote
Guest Crasher Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 You big softy!!!!! So what are you trying to say??? You're not a big softy??? You're just a big meanie!! :kitty: Quote
EY3BA11 Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 due to recent activity in my life i feel it is not safe to participate in this thread.. big softy meanie call me whatcha want but i aint gonna say sh*t to bad influences anymore. Quote
indasand Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 i can think of alot of things after 25 years. till do us part is bullshit. they need term limits. Amen! Quote
dunefreak Posted July 25, 2008 Posted July 25, 2008 i can think of alot of things after 25 years. till do us part is bullshit. they need term limits. Amen! Good god, then move on if you don't like or love the person you are with anymore you two! :kitty: Life is too short to be unhappy. due to recent activity in my life i feel it is not safe to participate in this thread.. big softy meanie call me whatcha want but i aint gonna say sh*t to bad influences anymore. I have no idea wtf that means, but OK dude! "Dude, your an a$$hole!" Quote
EY3BA11 Posted July 25, 2008 Posted July 25, 2008 I have no idea wtf that means, but OK dude! "Dude, your an a$$hole!" Ill fill ya in over a beer or 2... lets just say "DRAMA" Have fun at goldfinger tonight. Quote
SandSoulja Posted July 25, 2008 Posted July 25, 2008 i love my wife. and like her most of the time. Quote
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