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well deven and i took off yesterday at 5am for holtville california. out by el centro, and we got stuck in a snow storm right after stateline. so what should have taken us just a little while to get to barstow took us 5 hours!...alot of cars flipped over, stuck, or just wadded up...met up with OGP for a quick 2 and a half hour lunch. almost made OGP :beercheers: ...couldnt stop laughing!

we made our way down to holtville, dropped off some parts and decided that we were hungry and we wanted some good mexican food...so i knew of a good resturant in Yuma Arizona,...so were off to arizona.. had a big dinner in Yuma, and since my mom and dad and my daughter live there, we decided to go visit..left arizona at 7pm, and decided that we needed desert, so we made our way to havasu for ice cream, finally got in last night at midnight!... good times!..id do it again!

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well to post "THE PIC" that almost made OGP :bowdown: ..you have to know a little about it before i post it....

Deven has been a friend of mine for over 10 years.....and...:cry:...apparently 2 hours in the snow,,with food in his stomach the night before...and us leaving at 5am..it didnt give him a snowballs chance in hell to use the bathroom before we left.

he had a little...:thumb: ...rumble in the belly.....and some Rectal Managerial Issues...and couldnt find a bathroom to save his life.....and me being the rude somebitch that iam....well a picture is worth a thousand words....sorry deven.....lova ya brotha!

hey man..put that camera down!

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you better not be takin pics of me

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this is as graphic as i can get...i know iam getting banned

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watch out for your shoes!

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Oh :ah: son of a B!tch..... :thumb:

OGP.... WHY did you have to bring up "the pic"?!!!!!!! :?:

SO I saw this and was going to reply why we went the LONG WAY to EL Centro.......

But then I see "THE PIC" :poop: :idea::isbb:

Well, when I stop laughing my freaking :idea: off... Ill reply again...

:bowdown::cry:

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Oh :ah: son of a B!tch..... :no_no:

OGP.... WHY did you have to bring up "the pic"?!!!!!!! :?:

SO I saw this and was going to reply why we went the LONG WAY to EL Centro.......

But then I see "THE PIC" :poop: :booty::dayum:

Well, when I stop laughing my freaking :booty: off... Ill reply again...

:think::think:

:laughing::blink::dunno::blink::blink::thumb:

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so did he use his sock to wipe or what?

Reminds me of back home when id drive the girls home from the bar :laughing::dunno: and they all gotta piss or puke, one time i had to pull over after a 21st b-day party (with the girl that was 21) she was puking and my gf was pissing...in the rain. gotta love the MN girls :think::thumb:

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see some of the funniest parts of what led up to this were left out.... well the eating and drinking did not help. But for two hours we were stuck behinbd a Toyota Highlander who was DWA Driving While Asian.. :ah: :blonde:

In her defense cars were stuck EVERYWHERE on the road past stateline with no where to get out of the way as the construction had cement barriers on both sides of the road. THe ground was frozen and once stopped you oculd not get going again.

So being the great snow driver I am not I am slowly getting around all these drivers who unlike me..... WERE Crapping their pants trying to drive in the mess :banghead:

I finally get to the last car at the front of the line after an hour and a half of doing under 5mph, we get to the woman asian driver. We hear this outrageous loud noise and a motor bouncing off the rev limiter. Her front wheel drive car had the front end sliding instead of driving from side to side through the frozen road. :driver:

We finally get to where we could see the wheels and this asian had the gas pedal to the floor!!! :idiot: So what do we do but take :pics: and film this funny crap. SHe had a death grip on the steering wheel and pedal to the floor and did not realize that letting off the gas would of allowed her to drive in more control and faster then she was....... :driver:

SO we finally get around her and the rest area is closed and the store at the next exit is closed. I decide it is now or never... or at least now or in the truck. :booty::censored:

I get out to do my duty and get in the "not crapping on your dropped drawers" position and well the ground was frozen... out from under me come my feet and I almost hit the deck. By this time Cole is laughing so hard i think he pissed his pants. THe entire time I am trying to gain composure and make sure I did not dribble... YES dribble onto my drawers. :dope:

SO I pop the hatch and go for the 2nd try. I squat and just get half way through my duty of :poop: which To be honest which is evident by the pictures had the consistency of well.... chocolate pudding.

Then all of a sudden I hear a WHOOSH :censored: and it was not coming out of my a$$ but the truck. THe Jack :booty: reached over and pressed the accelerator to the floor. He had noticeds I was squating behind the tailpipe and my bare sexy thigh was less then 2" from the exhaust. Hotter then a Mother :censored:

Up I jumped like Santa dropping into a hot fireplace and :flipoff: mother :porn: :finger: that douche bag in the truck.

Mind you it is snowing, frozen and cold and there is NO ONE around.... or so we thought.... I turn around and coming out of the hills is a guy driving a jeep less then 10 feet from where I am doing my :poop: So what can you do but wave...... :hello: SO I did... he had this weird why are you waving at me look on his face.

So that is what led up to this incident. Now get Cole to post the DWA vids and we will be set.. LOL

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