Warrior07 Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 ooucccchhhhh!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 (edited) ha ha ha ha what to do to your co-workers when they fall asleep Edited March 10, 2008 by richard cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumontdude10 Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 (edited) :lol: Edited March 10, 2008 by dumontdude10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusdune Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I thought this was pretty funny! check it out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxIAg-lMd-U I hope I did this right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumontdude10 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Two words "Coles Corner" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusdune Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Sorry if its a double post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerhouse Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 please tell your Boobs to stop stairing at my eyes !! ahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptNkllm Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 http://www.hutton-web-design.co.uk/tanker.html funny to listen too Capt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted March 15, 2008 Author Share Posted March 15, 2008 wow i havent been in here for a while....lol..been trying to catch up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 HICKPHONICS Southern slang, or "Hickphonics," as a language is to be taught in all Southern schools. Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/ English dictionary: HEIDI - noun. Greeting. HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi. Hire yew." BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - noun. A state just north of Florida. Capital is Hot-lanta. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts. FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far." BAHS - noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!" TIRE - noun. A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime." RETARD - Verb. To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65." TARRED - adverb. Exhausted. Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred." ARE - pronoun. Possessive case of we used as a predicate adjective. RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats." FARN - adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country." DID - adjective. Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim." EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ear!" BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence." JEW HERE - Noun and verb contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?" HAZE - a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert." SEED - verb, past tense. Usage: "Bubba seed are bard pick-up." GUMMIT - Noun. A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indasand Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Pete that 's how you sounded Sat. night alchohol indused I'm sure^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Pete that 's how you sounded Sat. night alchohol indused I'm sure^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indasand Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 That's OK I'm sure I told the same boring story over and over again like it was the first time while we were sitting around the fire... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingnut Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1BADYFZ Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 tHE EFFECTS OF ACID ARE GREAT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Saw Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 You mean Xstacy?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Um coles corner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingnut Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Um coles corner? Um, it was to important so I wanted to make sure he saw it!!! but thanks for looking out!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Um, it was to important so I wanted to make sure he saw it!!! but thanks for looking out!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBox_Kid Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 That chica has some moves. Reminds me of the technoviking video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Saw Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 You gotta watch the "subtittled" version!! HAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EY3BA11 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Keep an eye on the chick in the red!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Keep an eye on the chick in the red!! thats gonna leave a mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Keep an eye on the chick in the red!! thats gonna leave a mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumontdude10 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 idk if this was posted already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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