dumontdude10 Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 I'm going to do this with my Rc car http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOM6SSJTirE Quote
dumontdude10 Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 (edited) we should go riding here one time and i want the Hpi baja ss Edited February 20, 2008 by dumontdude10 Quote
TheAlaskan Posted February 22, 2008 Posted February 22, 2008 Heres my little nugget for the day............ :whacky101: Quote
Warrior07 Posted February 22, 2008 Posted February 22, 2008 Heres my little nugget for the day............ :freakin_nuts: Quote
barefoot bob Posted February 22, 2008 Posted February 22, 2008 Heres my little nugget for the day............ shes :freakin_nuts: matt damon................................... Quote
TheAlaskan Posted February 22, 2008 Posted February 22, 2008 shes :freakin_nuts: matt damon................................... she's matt damon.....on the towel, against the wall......while taking a chit in the bathroom stall Quote
Pretty Princess Posted February 22, 2008 Posted February 22, 2008 That is so not cool!!! :freakin_nuts: Quote
barefoot bob Posted February 22, 2008 Posted February 22, 2008 she's matt damon.....on the towel, against the wall......while taking a chit in the bathroom stall omg lol that is to funny :freakin_nuts: Quote
CaptNkllm Posted March 2, 2008 Posted March 2, 2008 Redneck living CHEESE style http://www.mcratracing.com/forum/attachmen...mp;d=1204426569 I think elevators are next Cheese Capt Quote
CaptNkllm Posted March 2, 2008 Posted March 2, 2008 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/11195//?pc=73214 This is Cheese and his Gang Prepping for run in with my son. They train hard and fast for quickness and limberness.. but in the end the get PIMP SHACKED by my son Capt Quote
CaptNkllm Posted March 2, 2008 Posted March 2, 2008 Official DDR surfing at the river http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/119078/ Capt Quote
CaptNkllm Posted March 2, 2008 Posted March 2, 2008 These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are >> things people actually said in court, word for word, Taken down and now >> published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while >> these exchanges were actually taking place. >> >> ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? >> WITNESS: No, I just lie there. >> __________________________________________________ __________________ >> ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? >> WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. >> __________ ____________________________ >> ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all ? >> WITNESS: Yes. >> ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? >> WITNESS: I forget. >> ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you >> forgot? >> _____________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that >> morning? >> WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" >> ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? >> WITNESS: My name is Susan! >> ______________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in >> voodoo? >> WITNESS: We both do. >> ATTORNEY: Voodoo? >> WITNESS: We do. >> ATTORNEY: You do? >> WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. >> >> _____________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his >> sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? >> WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? >> ____________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? >> WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one. >> ________________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? >> WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? >> ______________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? >> WITNESS: Yes. >> ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? >> WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid! >> ____ __________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? >> WITNESS: ; Yes. >> ATTORNEY: How many were boys? >> WITNESS: None. >> ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? >> WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honour, I think I need a different >> attorney. Can I get a new attorney? >> ______________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? >> WITNESS: By death. >> ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? >> WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? >> ______________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? >> WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard >> ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? >> WITNESS: Guess. >> _____________________________ ________ >> ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition >> notice which I sent t o your attorney? >> WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. >> ______________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead >> people? >> WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you >> like to rephrase that? >> ______________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go >> to? >> WITNESS: Oral. >> ______________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? >> WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. >> ATTORNEY: And M r. Denton was dead at the time? >> WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing >> an autopsy on him! >> ____________________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? >> WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question? >> ______________________________________ >> And the best for last: >> ______________________________________ >> ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a >> pulse? >> WITNESS: No. >> ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? >> WITNESS: No. >> ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? >> WITNESS: No. >> ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you >> began the autopsy? >> WITNESS: &n bsp; No. >> ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? >> WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. >> ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, >> nevertheless? >> WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and >> practicing law. Capt Quote
Richard Cheese Posted March 3, 2008 Posted March 3, 2008 oh my http://www.break.com/index/head-on-collission.html Quote
indasand Posted March 3, 2008 Posted March 3, 2008 oh my http://www.break.com/index/head-on-collission.html Thanks for the warning!!!! Oh my, my a$$!!! Quote
White Rhino Posted March 4, 2008 Posted March 4, 2008 Where is the Rake? Has sound! This is classic.... click on: The Rake Quote
Richard Cheese Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 (edited) and Craig.....this one is for you!!! Edited March 7, 2008 by richard cheese Quote
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