Coles Corner: useless posts for when you're bored

[Warrior07]

ooucccchhhhh!!!!!

[Richard Cheese]

ha ha ha ha

what to do to your co-workers when they fall asleep

Edited March 10, 2008 by richard cheese

[dumontdude10]

:lol: Edited March 10, 2008 by dumontdude10

[Jusdune]

I thought this was pretty funny! check it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxIAg-lMd-U

I hope I did this right.

[dumontdude10]

Two words "Coles Corner"

[Jusdune]

Sorry if its a double post!

[powerhouse]

please tell your Boobs to stop stairing at my eyes !! ahahahaha

[CaptNkllm]

http://www.hutton-web-design.co.uk/tanker.html

funny to listen too

Capt

[RAGDOLL MX]

wow i havent been in here for a while....lol..been trying to catch up

[Warrior07]

HICKPHONICS

Southern slang, or "Hickphonics," as a language is to be taught in all Southern schools. Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/ English dictionary:

HEIDI - noun. Greeting.

HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi. Hire yew."

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - noun. A state just north of Florida. Capital is Hot-lanta. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."

MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts.

FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."

BAHS - noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"

TIRE - noun. A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

RETARD - Verb. To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."

TARRED - adverb. Exhausted. Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."

ARE - pronoun. Possessive case of we used as a predicate adjective.

RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."

FARN - adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

DID - adjective. Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."

EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ear!"

BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

JEW HERE - Noun and verb contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"

HAZE - a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."

SEED - verb, past tense. Usage: "Bubba seed are bard pick-up."

GUMMIT - Noun. A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert."

[indasand]

Pete that 's how you sounded Sat. night alchohol indused I'm sure^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Warrior07]

Pete that 's how you sounded Sat. night alchohol indused I'm sure^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[indasand]

That's OK I'm sure I told the same boring story over and over again like it was the first time while we were sitting around the fire...

[wingnut]

[1BADYFZ]

tHE EFFECTS OF ACID ARE GREAT!!

[Sand Saw]

You mean Xstacy??

[Warrior07]

Um coles corner?

[wingnut]

Um coles corner?

Um, it was to important so I wanted to make sure he saw it!!! but thanks for looking out!!

[Warrior07]

Um, it was to important so I wanted to make sure he saw it!!! but thanks for looking out!!

[SandBox_Kid]

That chica has some moves. Reminds me of the technoviking video.

[Sand Saw]

You gotta watch the "subtittled" version!! HAHAHAHA

[EY3BA11]

Keep an eye on the chick in the red!!

[desertskyz]

Keep an eye on the chick in the red!!

thats gonna leave a mark

[desertskyz]

Keep an eye on the chick in the red!!

thats gonna leave a mark

[dumontdude10]

idk if this was posted already