CHOPJAW Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 Lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my bike. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my bike, I see something that I just can't believe. The rear sprocket is already worn and hooked but the chain looks OK. Do you think I should change just the sprocket or both the chain and sprocket?? Quote
barefoot bob Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 (edited) Lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my bike. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my bike, I see something that I just can't believe. The rear sprocket is already worn and hooked but the chain looks OK. Do you think I should change just the sprocket or both the chain and sprocket?? OMG BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *BREATH* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS LIKE I CANT BELIEVE HE IS POSTING THIS !! OMG THAT IS TOOOO DAM FUNNY REPLACE CHAIN AND SPROCKET DEFINATELY Edited October 24, 2007 by barefoot bob Quote
ltr450rider Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 (edited) Hey man. Me and your wife are just friends all right. You don't need to worry about anything. We actually have a business trip coming up in Hawaii, I'll make sure she's safe for you. And I would just change your sprocket, but it wouldn't hurt to change your chain. Just kidding, Just the sprocket would be good. Edited October 24, 2007 by suzltr450rider Quote
barefoot bob Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 this is an intant classic omg hehehehehehehe Quote
raptorgirl Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 (edited) OMG and to think I was feeling bad for you, but at least it will cost you less to replace the chain & sprocket than replacing the wife. Edited October 24, 2007 by raptorgirl Quote
Vegas FX400 Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 omg, that is some funny a$$ sh*t.................... Quote
dunefreak Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 It's gonna make the best of section fo sho. Quote
Richard Cheese Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 i was gettin ready to go DR. PHIL on you too.. you effer!! good post Quote
Sincity_blondie Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 Im reading thinking, wow, cant believe he is posting this asking for advice. then I got to the end. that was freakin funny shiat!!! Quote
EY3BA11 Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 swap sprockets and shoot the wife and boyfriend Quote
desertskyz Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 :porn: Again, I thought, OMG another Dr Abby post. Replace the them both. Not the ball-n-chain. All she needs and good lube job and things will run quit smoothly. Quote
Danielle Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 That was good you had me there for a moment Quote
SandBox_Kid Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 Lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker.....Do you think I should change just the sprocket or both the chain and sprocket?? Quote
wingnut Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 That is funny. I saw that on a 450 forum last week! Quote
CHOPJAW Posted October 24, 2007 Author Posted October 24, 2007 (edited) That is funny. I saw that on a 450 forum last week! Which 450 site. I'd like to see just who copied from me... Edited October 25, 2007 by CHOPJAW Quote
figzchic Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 very funny...i think that most of us in socal who have been dealing with the fires, etc... could all very much need a good laugh. we all appreciate that...props to you Quote
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