duniemonkie Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Then YOU would be considered crazy like the cat people. What if nobody in Las Vegas showed up to work today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HI_DESERT_DDR Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Then I would have a heck of a time trying to go to the Casino. What if guys wore skirts and women wore jeans and t-shirts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duniemonkie Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Then you'd be @ a Marilyn Manson concert. What if we could dune on the moon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Rhino Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 then you'd be the Dune MOOOOONKIE What if water was beer and beer was water?? what would u drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimace Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 (edited) Both that way I still get drunk What if there was NO gravity? Edited March 31, 2007 by Grimace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duniemonkie Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 then you'd be the Dune MOOOOONKIE What if water was beer and beer was water?? what would u drink :eatdrink021: :mc_smiley: If there was no gravity the we'd all be dune MOOOOOOONkies! What if pants didn't exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot bob Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 then we would see you buck nekid !!!!! but guys would still have skirts so there................... what if my imagination ran dry and i couldnt come up with anymore what if storys that were completely off the wall .................................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duniemonkie Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 If YOUR imagination runs dry then we're all What if we traded for goods instead of dollers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Rhino Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 then all the other countries wouldnt get any more of the US money What if we were like the indians and all we wore was loin cloth's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bad4fiddy Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 then all the other countries wouldnt get any more of the US money What if we were like the indians and all we wore was loin cloth's Then that would be gay What if ..................................................... thats it just what if Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duniemonkie Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 What if we completly ignore Chas's post. (Yes- that's my answer) What if my coworkers didn't piss me off so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoom-zoom-Suze Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I wouldn't have anything to be pissed off about~ What if I won the lottery and bought a sand rail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randog Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 What if I won the lottery and bought a sand rail Then you would be soooo excited about the sandrail, that you would give me the rest of the $. What if I won lotto and had a HUGE canopy put over ALL Dumont for shade in the summer? :smoker: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 what if my Aunt had Nutz? then she would be my uncle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bad4fiddy Posted April 10, 2007 Author Share Posted April 10, 2007 what if my Aunt had Nutz? then she would be my uncle cant u follow directions? What if cole knew what he was doin ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 cant u follow directions? What if cole knew what he was doin ? If Cole knew what he was doing we wouldn't be able to give him the office of the official CRASH MASTER. What if I had my frickin' car back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiercedBoy Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Then you'd do the What if I actually got to see you guys more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot bob Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 then you wouldnt have anything to say what if you saw a naked chicken running down the street chased by a white rabbit smoking crack being chased by six little fat men in wrestling costumes being chased by a polar bear in summer ............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HI_DESERT_DDR Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 I would probably finally decide to go to rehab. What if we could start using our own oil and stopped paying f'n 9.00 a gallon? Dang I'm so glad I traded in my dodge 1500 for a Chevy 2500! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bad4fiddy Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 I would probably finally decide to go to rehab. What if we could start using our own oil and stopped paying f'n 9.00 a gallon? Dang I'm so glad I traded in my dodge 1500 for a Chevy 2500! Then the goverment would find somethin else to raise the price on What if there werent fee's to dumont Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingnut Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Then there would be more A-holes out there!!!!! What if I could retire at age 34? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Then you'd turn into a Fat, Drunk and follow chickens around. What if my ex friend told me he was sorry for what he is doing, begged for my forgiveness, and asked me to marry him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 I'd tell him to "F" off and die. What if we had dunes like the Sahara Desert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sincity_blondie Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Then you'd turn into a Fat, Drunk and follow chickens around. What if my ex friend told me he was sorry for what he is doing, begged for my forgiveness, and asked me to marry him? I'd tell him to "F" off and die. What if we had dunes like the Sahara Desert. DID YOU JUST ANSWER YOUR OWN POST????? WTF Dunes like the sahara desert would fuggin rock!!! What if desertskyz didnt answer her own posts???????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 : i would krazyglue it back, then staple it for good measure what if the BLM received unlimited funding @ dumont, and every whim you had, in regards to the betterment of dumont, could be granted.....what would you like to see?? dammit, i can't answer my own post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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