steveo Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 (edited) We had two bags of grass... pellets of mescaline... five sheets of high-powered blotter acid... a salt shakerhalf-full of cocaine... a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers. Also a quart of tequila,a quart of rum, a case of beer... - a pint of raw ether...- sh*t ! two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip... but once you get locked into a serious drug collection... the tendency is to push itas far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved... than a man in the depths of an ether binge... and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. AWESOME Edited October 13, 2006 by steveo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 a good one... "It was time, I felt, for an agonizing reappraisal of the whole scene....You're fired. Awful jackass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 An all time favorite... "Total control now... tooling along the main drag on a Saturday night in Vegas. Two good old boys in a fire-apple red convertible... stoned, ripped, twisted. Good people." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 Not from that movie but for sure funny Mitch hedberg:: You know how on a stop light Green means go ahead Yellow means Hold on and Red means stop Well with a banana its just the opposite Green means hold on Yellow means go ahead and red means "Where the fk did you get that Banana" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Machine Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Not from that movie but for sure funny Mitch hedberg:: You know how on a stop light Green means go ahead Yellow means Hold on and Red means stop Well with a banana its just the opposite Green means hold on Yellow means go ahead and red means "Where the fk did you get that Banana" Steveo kills me with his Mitch Hedburg. Wanna frozen banana? Maybe a banana later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident^Blonde Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 is this one of those "you had to be there" threads? Cuz Im lost lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 is this one of those "you had to be there" threads? Cuz Im lost lol Well it helps if you are a huge Mitch Hedburg fan or love watching Fear & Loating in LV . That's all I can add for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlWithHorns Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 MY absolute favorite Mitch Hedberg joke is the "My apartment is infested with koala bears" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 well not a quote from fear and loathing...but my two favorites are "we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigerettes, and were wearing sunglasses at night....were on a mission from god".....blues brothers and one from another fav... "you and that frickin rope"....Boondock saints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Machine Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 (edited) There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? were outta coffee?!?!?!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .............................................................................. so have you ever seen a grown man naked? Edited October 14, 2006 by RAGDOLL MX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 (edited) " No more weezing the juice!" Encino Man Edited October 14, 2006 by Don29palms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racegirl04 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 How about "I'm your Huckleberry" Tombstone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 (edited) "Are you gonna unskin that wheelgun or are you gonna just stand there and bleed?" Tombstone Edited October 14, 2006 by Don29palms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 animal house: John Belushi (Bluto): My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Apocolypse Now Frederic Forrest (Chef): I used to think if I died in an evil place then my soul wouldn't make it to heaven. Well, f**k. I don't care where it goes as long it ain't here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Cop "Can I see your license sir?" Pedro " Isn't it on the bumper?" Up in smoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EY3BA11 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Raoul Duke: We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold... And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas... Here is one for those members who take everything literally: Raoul Duke: Don't take any guff from these f*cking swine. Raoul Duke: Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it. “"we can't stop here this is bat country." "If we're ever going to get out of here alive, we're going to need some golf shoes." "When speeding past a law enforcement officer it is neccessary to accelerate. When he pulls out behind you and turns on his lgihts, it is neccessary to turn on you blinker. This will confuse him, however it is to let him know you are looking for an appropriate place to pull over and talk." "This town loves a drunk."” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EY3BA11 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Great picture Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 I found this in my pics from a party at my place I had back in 04... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don29palms Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 I found this in my pics from a party at my place I had back in 04... That's not the big screen you got from midnight is it? You know the one with the buffed aluminum plate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 That's not the big screen you got from midnight is it? You know the one with the buffed aluminum plate. uhhh nnnno. This one isn't the newest TV out there, but it's about 20 years newer than that one! This one hasn't been buffed and glued yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 Mitch: All McDonalds commercials end the same way "prices and participation may vary." I want to open my own McDonalds and not participate in anything. I want to be a stubborn McDonalds owner. "Cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti!...And blankets. But we are not affiliated with that clown. He attracts too many children." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 Steveo kills me with his Mitch Hedburg. Wanna frozen banana? Maybe a banana later? This guy asked me if I wanted a frozen banana and I said, "No ... but I would like a regular banana later, so ... yeah." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trqjnky Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Escelator temporarily out of order, Sorry for the convenience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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