ltr450rider

Here's the good ones I got today. 1. MTV is going to the white house to do a "Cribs" episode. 2. They just replaced the Rose Garden at the White House with a Watermelon patch. 3. The national bird changed form the bald eagle to chicken. 4. The White House is now catered by Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. 5. All black people are now voting to impeach Obabma because he promised them all jobs. 6. Washington is on the $1 bill, Lincoln on the $5 bill, Obama on the new food stamp. Those are the cleanest one I got.

I've been in a sandrail rollover before, it's not fun. I'm glad you guys are ok. I can't effin believe the idiots that are in this world. They will get thiers one day.

It's actually "Jefferson", and yes, we have had a great time with his name. Let's see how far you can take this "play on Sean's name thing" So far we have, "Now I can say I have SEAN (seen) you" and the above mentioned in bold font.

Cute ride, whats his name.

Scary thing happened to my buddy at work today. I wasnt there but I heard this story from the 3 guys that were there. As some of you know, I do billboards here in LA, it's a dangerous job, have to be really alert all the time. We are working at hieghts that will kill you. Well, there are other things we have to be aware of other than our step, power lines, high voltage power lines. Jeff started over a month ago so he has alot to learn. Today he had his first experience at the top of a billboard, normally the guys who are in the company the longest have that duty (3-4 guys to a billboard). There are METAL bars that slide into pockets of the vinyl where we tighten everything down with motorcycle style ratchet tie downs. Well Jeff and Jason were working and noticed a really bad smell, they couldnt figure it out. Jeff then notices our crane operator on the ground yelling something at him. Jeff was pulling out the bar from the vinyl and let it touch the power line. :ah: Well lucky azz Jeff happened to be holding a FIBERGLASS bar! They dont contuct electricity. Some boards use fiberglass instead of steel. If Jeff had been holding a steel bar, he would have been fried and then probably had fallen to his death from about 60' up. So they continue working and then the smell suddenly went away. Jason is convinced that the smell was the smell of death. I really believe that someone was watching out for Jeff today. He would have met his maker if he was any other billboard. These guys were not themselves when they found us and told us what happened. They were scared crapless. This is not a halloween story, it really did happen this morning.

No, no, no, you're just confused. Those are just illegals, borderjumpers. Tell them the chupacabra is coming for them and they will be gone real quick.

HEY-OHHHHH

No, we cant wait for 5 years for him to fill those in.

I would post up the pics of my buddy Ryan but I would get banned from the site.

I spend 7 hours at school on saturdays. I can read but cant think anymore. My memory card is exceding capacity.

I was 2 miles down the road from this fire off the 118 today. We were supposed to do our billboard at Reseda and Devonshire but the wind was way too crazy for us to be on the board. We got out of the truck and when we went to get back in a huge gust of wind came and ripped the doors out of our hands and slammed them shut, it was crazy. :ah:

Bigtruckdrmr bought herself the trx250ex. Semi auto like brit said, use the shifter but not he clutch. She got it down pretty quick. You can be in any gear and it will not stall. You can stop and start in 3rd with no problems. Gets through most of the dunes at Dumont just not the super steep or really big stuff. check it out, I've seen them on sale lately for $3,000 off the floor.

For you Richard Cheese

This is how it went down in my head: LTR450(Pete)-"Hey Jason(Richard Cheese), how you doin? I'm LTR4..." (gets cutoff) Richard Cheese-"EFF YOU, YOU FUGGIN PEICE OF CRAP" LTR450(Pete)- "What the eff did I do? I think there's been a mixup." Richard Cheese- :beerbong: :beerbong: :beerbong: :drunk2:

The passenger said he was going to pay.

PSYCHE! That's awsome, I wish I could have been there for that introduction.

Meth Addiction! Is this how you want to be?

I think it's been said before, but how about we sieze all of thier assets and use the money to pay off this disaster that they caused. Then hang thier azzes publicly. Fuggin jerkoffs.

That's all setup. Look at the bumper of the Vette, no damage. The Infinity rear ended someone and the Vette got t-boned by someone else.

Touche I thought the Z06 models were 427 ls7's. I heard one that was all cammed out with cut exhaust and it sounded like a fuggin 502. :chkn:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :chkn: :kitty: Britincali is all about beastiality right now.

618 That's a cool show. I watched all of them last season. It's a got a good vibe and good music, like a good dvd or something.

So now you and your "Wife" are legal here in california, it's not just a domestic partnership anymore right. :porn:

You have wayyyyy too much money to be Mr. Goodwrench. Your slingin' meth aren't you! That's the only explanation. :fro_smokin: Just Kiddin'

:pile: :angry2: I dont think so buddy, I've never heard of a big block 427 getting anything over 20 mpg, anywhere!