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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, plastic, and harmful to children.

The other one holds groceries....

And he was NOT a talented musician as stated earlier. He sang. Might have played a little skin flute in his day but surely that doesn't count as musician.

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Michael Jackson has Died - to commemorate his musical achievements Mac Donalds has released the " MAC JACKSON BURGER " its a peice of aged 50 year meat shoved between two 8 year old buns.

Undertakers have announced that now Michael Jackson has died he's going to be melted down to make toys, so the kids can play with him for a change.

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Michael Jackson has Died - to commemorate his musical achievements Mac Donalds has released the " MAC JACKSON BURGER " its a peice of aged 50 year meat shoved between two 8 year old buns.

Undertakers have announced that now Michael Jackson has died he's going to be melted down to make toys, so the kids can play with him for a change.

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Man you people are harsh, I hope people dont disrespect you guy's when you die...

RIP michael...

Well if I don't screw little boys before I die then I don't think I have that to worry about. This freak a$$ mugfo should have died from AIDS along time ago. Rest in peace my arse, I hope he burns in the hottest parts of Hell. He contributed absolutely nothing to society and ruined many young lives along the way.

AIDS-Kills fags dead...

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Man you people are harsh, I hope people dont disrespect you guy's when you die...

RIP michael...

I am not worry i know for a fact people will drink my beer, pee on my face and talk all kids of :poop: so there f that child molester :assblast: There i feel better :bump:

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At least the majority on this site feel the same way as I do. I was out in public and got harsh stares when I said i was glad a child molester was off the streets. People seem to think stars and celebrities have a free pass to f*** up and we should look the other way.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over a balcony?

A. Because he overheard his wife asking someone to drop the children off a few

stories.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A. From a catalogue.

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?

A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.

Q. How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?

A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Detroit Tigers have in common?

A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?

A: He heard boys' pants were half-off!

Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?

A. Michael Jackson has had more noses.

Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson’s house?

A. When the big hand is on the little hand!

Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?

A. They both ride three year olds.

Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?

A. Michael Jackson's makeup.

Q. Why does Michael Jackson disappear for a couple hours after one of his little

friends leaves?

A. It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his d*ck.

Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?

A. I believe you’re in my son.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.

Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?

A. Two 5 year olds.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own?

A. Because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 million a pop!

Q: What's icky and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand!

Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?

A: His other hand!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?

A: Throw him a buoy!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?

A: They're both 44 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?

A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song!

Q: What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans?

A: Michael Jackson!

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor?

A. One got burnt doing Pepsi, the other got burnt doing coke.

Q: What was the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor started?

A: The Ignited Negro College Fund!

Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?

A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!

Q. What does Michael Jackson reminisce about?

A. Blowing his first nose.

Q. Who is the greatest person ever?

A. Michael Jackson - he was born a poor black boy in Gary, Indiana and grew up

to become a rich white woman in Europe.

Q. What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television?

A. "Boy, that's a relief. I though she married a black guy!"

Q. What did Lisa-Marie Presley say to Michael Jackson when he proposed?

A. "Yes, I'll marry you. But promise me one thing -- no kids!"

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley?

A. About two dress sizes.

Q. What was Michael Jackson thinking on his wedding night?

A. "Now Lisa-Marie can give me a little boy of my own."

Q. What were Lisa-Marie's newlywed complaints about Michael Jackson?

A1. He leaves the lid off the mascara, causing it to dry out.

A2. That battleaxe Liz Taylor never calls before she comes over.

A3. She suspects he's using her to get to Elvis' bones.

A4. He touches her kids more than he touches her.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?

A. He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?

A. He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?

A: Because they aren't his!

Q. How did Michael Jackson get in trouble?

A. He was feeling a little Randy.

Q. Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?

A. He knows how they feel.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say when he got back to Neverland Ranch from drug

rehab?

A. You know, I feel like a new boy!

Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?

A. Several children have fingered him.

Q. Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date?

A. Boys 'R Us.

Q. Why is Michael Jackson so tough?

A. He can lick any kid on the block.

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Little boy blue!

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson!

Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and

started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"

Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"

The captain replied, "Screw the children!"

Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"

A little boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God a male or a female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both a male and

a female."

This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

"Well, God is both black and white."

At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks,

"Is Michael Jackson God?"

Michael Jackson asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have

sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years

old.

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more

allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make

him a priest.

Did you know they're putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?

People get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

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At least the majority on this site feel the same way as I do. I was out in public and got harsh stares when I said i was glad a child molester was off the streets. People seem to think stars and celebrities have a free pass to f*** up and we should look the other way.

I'm with you Joe! I have seen the after effects of 3 siblings that had been molested when they where 2, 4 and 6 years old. Now it is 2 years later and the mental, physical, emotional and behavior problems that they are dealing with are UN-REAL!! It is surprising how much this crap goes on and thats just the ones that get caught I hate to think of the ones that never get caught and continues to go on through out a childs life.

I don't care is it's MJ or any other person that does this kind of stuff they should put them in general population in one of the worst prisons on this earth and let the real boys and girls take care of it.

Yes Men and Women, these siblings had real special MOM and DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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not many people can make the comment that michael jackson wasn't a talented musician and entertainer, and of the people who can, i'm pretty sure they wouldn't.

nobody here on this site has the talent and accomplishments michael jackson had. nobody on this site knew michael jackson personally. everything we know is all hearsay.

i'm not saying the dood wasn't wierd, he was assuredly an oddball. most talented and unique artists are a little abstract in some form. it is undebatable that mj was a talented and unique entertainer and musician, and will always be referred to as the king of pop.

you folks can bash all you want, but next to michael jackson you're an insignificant flea anyway, heh.

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Ok he was a good entertainer that went :assblast:

I feel sorry for his family :lol: No wait i feel sorry for the people that got conned into loaning him money on false intensions of producing something . That's it he went from great entertainer to child molester to con artist . :P

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not many people can make the comment that michael jackson wasn't a talented musician and entertainer, and of the people who can, i'm pretty sure they wouldn't.

nobody here on this site has the talent and accomplishments michael jackson had. nobody on this site knew michael jackson personally. everything we know is all hearsay.

i'm not saying the dood wasn't wierd, he was assuredly an oddball. most talented and unique artists are a little abstract in some form. it is undebatable that mj was a talented and unique entertainer and musician, and will always be referred to as the king of pop.

you folks can bash all you want, but next to michael jackson you're an insignificant flea anyway, heh.

Whoa! easy there Sparky. Insignificant Flea, :bump: bite me. I have done plenty to help others, things of which Mr. Jackson has not. Let's see him build a LT car, or help a suicidal student, or even rescue lost hopeless animals and find them loving homes, or be a single parent and raise small childern. All of which have become very successful in there own right.

He is also a Non convicted pedophile. Period. Yes that's an accomplishment I wish to have.

So why don't you just jump down off your little soapbox. Gezzzz!

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Whoa! easy there Sparky. Insignificant Flea, :bump: bite me. I have done plenty to help others, things of which Mr. Jackson has not. Let's see him build a LT car, or help a suicidal student, or even rescue lost hopeless animals and find them loving homes.

He is was also a Non convicted pedophile. Period. Yes that's an accomplishment I wish to have.

There you go again getting all aZZ hurt and shiat !!! :assblast:

:lol:

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Ok he was a good entertainer that went :assblast:

I feel sorry for his family :lol: No wait i feel sorry for the people that got conned into loaning him money on false intensions of producing something . That's it he went from great entertainer to child molester to con artist . :P

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i can accept this opinion, acknowledging his impact on entertainment and he was indeed a con, i know of one story where he left with a very expensive ($1,000,000+) item from the forum shops at caesars on credit from the owner with the intent that mj would pay in full sometime later, and he never paid. but the store owner brought that upon himself. just because somebody is famous and wealthy and can afford things doesn't mean their word is genuine.

about being a child molester.. dna technology is too accurate and not questionable. if he would have molested a child, we'd know for a fact because he'd have been incarcerated! michael jackson brought this image upon himself though, it's his fault for being wierd. michael was never convicted of rape, lewdness, or any other form of sexual misconduct with a minor. if he was truly guilty, not only would the victims parents have gotten paid, they would have gotten the piece of mind to know he will be punished by way of penitentiary. the victims parents seen opportunity for a large payday. can you blame them?

alot of you are still going to believe michael jackson was a child molester, and you're entitled to your opinion. my opinion is that you're easily influenced and a victim of the media. maybe someday a reporter will tell you drop everything you're doing, cash in your assets and invest your life savings in swampland. if that's what it takes to think things thoroughly and use common sense, good for you.

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