RAGDOLL MX Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 yesterday at the hard rock, i was working the pool for relax mondays...and 5 minutes before the pool was to close. i get a call of a domestic dispute. that a white male adult had slapped or struck his girlfriend, and he jumped into the pool and swam to the other side where i was. once he was postitivly identified. i walked up to him...(now this guy is 6'2"..and 210 pounds...iam 5'7" 180..) so i go up to him to see what the deal was. INSTANTLY...this TURD gets combative with me...so we end up going to the ground and while we were sailing ever so rapidly towards earth...this FAUKER BITES ME!!!!!!! right in the bicep!!!.....WTF!?!?!?!?...well he got a free bite..and then a free elbow to go with his meal...well in the process of him playing hungry hungry hippo...i heard a snap or a pop...and it came from my leg...well i paid no attention to it...his bite ended up breaking the skin...so i had to go to the hospitial for 4 hours..2 shots..4 viles of blood taken, and i was off.....THEN TODAY!!! i wasnt feeling all to well..my leg was hurting alot...so i ended up halfway through my shift going back to the hospitial...getting x rays on my leg...and guess what....its friggin broke!!! yes broke...the same leg that i broke before....in the same place!!! i cant belive it!!!!...oh well iam not out of work..i was given desk duty...but i just cant belive it!!! AGAIN!!!!! Quote
Richard Cheese Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Damn Cole...that fuggin sucks...hope you heal up in time for dune season bro! you need a fuggin tazer Quote
vegas style Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 sorry to hear more milk less beer for you. we can call you old brittle bones... going to let it heal this time ? Quote
sand chick Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Damn! And I thought you were going to sign up for UFC next month!! And you never called me back last night! I sat up alllll night worried about the fact that you might be dying from rabies and the last message I got was of your feet! Quote
dunefreak Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Damn bro that fuggin sucks. Sorry to hear that. Good thing you don't ride a 2 wheeler anymore. You can still drive the MOG right? Heal up quickly. "hungry hungry hippo" Quote
Guest Crasher Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Holy sh*t!! He BIT YOU??? What a freak! Sorry to hear that your leg is broken again. That's insane!!! I would sue that effer! Call the Heavy Hitter!!! Quote
dunefreak Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Holy sh*t!! He BIT YOU??? What a freak! Sorry to hear that your leg is broken again. That's insane!!! I would sue that effer! Call the Heavy Hitter!!! hahaaa call 8-7-7-1-5-OH-OH!! Quote
indasand Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 That sucks!!! But couldn't help but laugh my way through...... Quote
offroadracer Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 that sucks cole!!! Hopefully its a speedy recovery Quote
SandSoulja Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 wtf dude that sucks.. you shoulda punched him in the gooch. Quote
Randog Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Ohhh Snap! Again? Damn Cole, You're an animal bro. You better get that leg set right this time. And .... BE CAREFUL DAMMIT! Quote
RAGDOLL MX Posted July 23, 2008 Author Posted July 23, 2008 ive got ANOTHER cast on..going to the doctor on thurs, friday for my leg..hopinh they pin and plate it this time..and going on tuesday for a follow up on the bite. and shot 2 of 3 for the bite....iam glad i saved my walking cast from the last time i broke it...a few loratabs and a beer and iam good. Quote
ltr450rider Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Did he have a tattoo on his face and say "I'm gonna eat yo babies" in a high pitch voice? Mighta been Tyson dude. Quote
Fast Machine Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Wow this guys sounds like a piece of work! Hits his woman and then runs away. Then bites you! What a chump! Did he get arrested? Can you press charges? Quote
wingnut Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Did he have a tattoo on his face and say "I'm gonna eat yo babies" in a high pitch voice? Mighta been Tyson dude. That's one of the classic Tyson quotes!!!!! Or did he say "I'll Eff you till you love me?" That's another classic!!!! Sorry bout your leg, just get it hacked off!!! Quote
RAGDOLL MX Posted July 24, 2008 Author Posted July 24, 2008 it sucks, because now iam either on the door or at the dressing room...wich is cool at times...i met Colbie Calliat last night..wow what a hottie!!! BOW CHICA BOW WOWWWWW Quote
dunefreak Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 it sucks, because now iam either on the door or at the dressing room...wich is cool at times...i met Colbie Calliat last night..wow what a hottie!!! BOW CHICA BOW WOWWWWW umm WHO? The name SOUNDS hot, but Quote
TheAlaskan Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 umm WHO? The name SOUNDS hot, but I had to look her up too Quote
Foxysandchick Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 it sucks, because now iam either on the door or at the dressing room...wich is cool at times...i met Colbie Calliat last night..wow what a hottie!!! BOW CHICA BOW WOWWWWW Did you say "Hi my name is Colby too!" Quote
White Rhino Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 wow Cole First just how many jobs do u have? Second sorry to hear about your leg Third Colbie.... Ahhhh yummy Quote
wingnut Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 2 times Stop it Nick, you could barely make it through hitting it once!!! Quote
Kens Colors Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 Damn Cole. I still want my beer man. I am tired of your "LAME" excuses!!!! Quote
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