SandBlasted Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 Stay Away from dumont! We arrived last night to a weird fog laying low over the whole area. No lights from any camps were on. We saw in the distance some people mulling arouind, with no apparent direction. I went to ask one what was going on he was eating a human arm and then attacted us. We barly escaped. We came across a ranger who was one of us. We are now held up on the far south side, as the exit from dumont is blocked by a wrecked rig. The ranger has been telling us about the strange things that have been going on. In the big bowl, anyone who ventures inside never makes it back out. There is a sicky substance that covers the sand towards the center, he stated it is like a huge web. Then there is the strange pulsating green glow coming from comp. The Rangers that were sent to investagate this before everything else started have never returned. Please send help! We are almost out of ammunition as a few of the undead have found our position. Quote
britincali Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 You guys hitting the mushrooms last night????? Quote
tyler fgp boys Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 What where you smoking buddy? :fro_smokin: Quote
SandBlasted Posted October 30, 2008 Author Posted October 30, 2008 What where you smoking buddy? :fro_smokin: Dune Demon? I think your one of them. Like the headless atv rider out here. If we survive, I'm never coming to Dumont again on Halloween! Quote
SandBlasted Posted October 30, 2008 Author Posted October 30, 2008 You guys hitting the mushrooms last night????? How did you know we had mushrooms? We brought them for the salad and they were running around on the floor like roaches and they have razor sharp teeth. We are not eating anything... The ham in the fridge chewed off 2 of my sons fingers. Nothing is as it appears! Quote
Warrior07 Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 :?: wtf ! you and skyz hittin the together or what ? Quote
Richard Cheese Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 mmmmmm roasted leg of lady good stuff Quote
MXFireman Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 Sit tight I'll send reinforcements and extra ammo!!!!!!!!!! Remember shoot them in the head!!!!!!! Are they craving brains?!?!?!?!? My wife is mounting a .50 belt fed machine gun on the top of the rhino right now!! Dont let them smell your brains!!!!!! Quote
White Rhino Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 oh heck maybe I will come out now, as it seems it wont be that crowded with the undead eating everybody, no dust, so my new son will be good !! Quote
Jakster884 Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 Yous is smoking some of dat Halloween shiat. Stay away from all life forms and go hide in the bottom of the Bowls. Make sure you dig yourself deep so no one can see you. :ah: Quote
SandBlasted Posted October 30, 2008 Author Posted October 30, 2008 Sit tight I'll send reinforcements and extra ammo!!!!!!!!!! Remember shoot them in the head!!!!!!! Are they craving brains?!?!?!?!? My wife is mounting a .50 belt fed machine gun on the top of the rhino right now!! Dont let them smell your brains!!!!!! Hurry! There is a 200 foot spider in the large bowl. It just grabbed a RV and pulled it back into the hole. I bet your wife is just itching for a little trigger time on the 50! Things are heating up around here, I think it's feeding time. God help us all! Quote
desertskyz Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 I've got the Peeps locked and loaded and headin' your way. These types of non-humans hate sugar. It's nice to know there is someone as equally as demented as I. (I like the word as) Quote
ltr450rider Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 No, no, no, you're just confused. Those are just illegals, borderjumpers. Tell them the chupacabra is coming for them and they will be gone real quick. Quote
desertrider71 Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 Hurry! There is a 200 foot spider in the large bowl. It just grabbed a RV and pulled it back into the hole. I bet your wife is just itching for a little trigger time on the 50! Things are heating up around here, I think it's feeding time. God help us all! AWESOME ! Resident Evil: Dumont. Hold tight. Umbrella Corp. will not take our dunes ! Reinforcements are on their way ! Quote
Jakster884 Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 AWESOME ! Resident Evil: Dumont. Hold tight. Umbrella Corp. will not take our dunes ! Reinforcements are on their way ! this is an OG post I gots to says. Whatch them withches. I mean witcheyes you know those creapy things you can fly over. Quote
duniemonkie Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 I've heard that Sobe bombs will temporarily scare them away! Good luck... Quote
dunefreak Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 Great post Craig. Def best of material. lol Quote
Jakster884 Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 Great post Craig. Def best of material. lol I am glad to see a sense of humor is out there these days. Keep it coming. Quote
Foxysandchick Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 That's awesome! Can't wait to here the trip report . Quote
lvmedixs Posted November 1, 2008 Posted November 1, 2008 Just remember to escape the undead drink lots of beer and run naked through your neighbors camps with only your helmet and riding boots. Quote
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