Duneraider Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 (edited) The Del Rio Bar and Grill Every tab has a story. It's the cheapest part of drinking really. Sunday Morning the kids fire up the golf cart, and we roll over to the Del Rio Bar and Grill for breakfast. Residents and friends of Tony the Del Rio owner are stumbling in to settle their weekend tabs. That is, most the residents are paying up. The 4 girls in this group were in for a big sticker shock from the nite before. They stood at the bar Sunday morning for over a hour arguing the bill and enduring Maynards straw fart band with Tony the owner and the bartenders. All the employees said it was legit charges: They thought they just had a few drinks, their tab was $271. Tony the owner, knocked off $50 after an hour of negotiations. We watched them the nite before when I took the kids over for late Pizza. They just kept on ordering shots and food, and rounds, and more rounds and it adds up quick. In Parker/Havasu and Avalon girls should never buy drinks. If they do they are doing something wrong. Alice and her GF's roll in and the drunk hard-ons always buy, as tradition says they should. We need to run a seminar for chix teaching them the finesse of getting the dopes to buy their drinks. Straw farts at the breakfast bar. Amazing how Maynard draws a crowd and entertains them with such tallents. All kinds of characters slide in and pay their tabs and ALL have a story. Some tip, some have exact cash. One in three suffers sticker shock, and that is always drama. Most just lay down the cash, usually a couple of hundred for the weekend, and it's is the real final weekly payday for Tony. Edited June 12, 2007 by Duneraider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGDOLL MX Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 here is my "quick" bar tab story when i left Germany in 1996 headin back to the great ol united states. My best friend and I (Steve) flew from germany to NY, to Dallas to LA....44 hours of flight..now prior to this we had started drinking for our going away party....3 days prior....good for the liver. now drinking on the flight...atleast 30 hours we were cut off after steve had finished ALL the tiny bottles of rum...and i finished ALL the tiny bottles of Vodka....good for the liver.... so far...all free drinks, from our old unit, and from Lufstansa Airlines... we leave my house afer 2 days in Mexico and 5 days recovering on my moms couch from alcohol poisoning...NICE we start driving to FT Benning GA...from Yuma AZ...it took us 30 full days. Yes 30 days to drive that far.... Phoenix bar tab......300.00 El Paso...................65.00 Dallas....................250.00 ish somewhere in AK....150.00 ish New Orleans...........1500.00......in 3 days Montgomery...........500.00 ish now your thinking wow 1500.00.....and whats with the 65.00 tab? Well Steve and I met a couple of cute girls, one of them happened to own the bar that we were drinking in, we were only to stay one night in El Paso.....eh...not so much....5 days later, Steve and I drank about 2000.00 in drinks.....she wouldnt let us pay for anything....the one night that we all went out to a different bar, we bought the first round and she felt like going home....what a deal 2000.00 in 5 days, and it only cost me 65.00...and i think steve got the better end of the deal, he got to sleep with the owner....so steve where ever you are...thanks for taking one for the team, and letting me drink for free!!!!! Cole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot bob Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 i walked into a local night club called the blue parrot it was dollar drink night i walked in with 100 dollars paid the 5 dollar cover charge when i woke up i had 3 dollars in my pocket. i bought nobody drinks that night!! to this day i will hardly drink a screwdriver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas style Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 we play this game on the road of sticking the tab with the last crew guy at the bar. never been stuck myself but i dont drink to much i know when to lay the line "ill be back in a minute" never to return. i have heard of one of the bosses paying a $800 tab and not being able to remember who was drinking with him.. goodtimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sincity_blondie Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 How about a freaking Jagerbomb for $15. Yup and me like an idiot paid for it, only once though. STUPID FREAKIN CASINO PRICES!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EY3BA11 Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 sittin at the booth at pt's enjoying a few gin and tonic's with my good ol pal pete... makin short talk with the cute waitress having a good ol time... look at the watch Ohh damn its 2am fk wheres the tab time to go... 167 WHAT!!! apparently we had 21 beefeaters and small appatizers.. hehe.. good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dman74 Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 never drink with Chase's dumb arse one nite for H M S a few of us show up and so does chase thinkin once again he's gonna be the man all he manages to do is show his arse after repeatedly chugging drinks to play catch up to the rest of us he on Kris,the bartender hands him a can to in but he down the side of the damn thing , passes out in the office , pulls a Jimi Hendricks , and then gets Jon to take him home i get stuck mopping up after the a hole and paying his freakin tab which thankfully wasn't much the mopping up after the pin head was the worst of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sincity_blondie Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 never drink with Chase's dumb arse one nite for H M S a few of us show up and so does chase thinkin once again he's gonna be the man all he manages to do is show his arse after repeatedly chugging drinks to play catch up to the rest of us he on Kris,the bartender hands him a can to in but he down the side of the damn thing , passes out in the office , pulls a Jimi Hendricks , and then gets Jon to take him home i get stuck mopping up after the a hole and paying his freakin tab which thankfully wasn't much the mopping up after the pin head was the worst of it I remember that, I left just in time!!! I missed all the but saw the pics of him passed out in the office. funny shiat!! always wants to run with the big dogs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBox_Kid Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 We (2 of us) racked up over $900 on a 7 day cruise to Mexico. That didn't include what we had on shore, or what we brought on board with us!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
high octane junkie Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 a few years ago me and the fella's got bored at the white trash castle on friday (payday) and somebody decided we should spend our evening at "larry's villa." rofl.. "none of them skanky ho's are gettin' our money, neither!" one of my buddies exclaimed. yawhey and snaggle went in there with $1,100 combined, i had only brought a couple hundred with me. i left with a couple hundred (i don't drink) and they left broke. drunk. without ho's. next weekend we stayed at the white trash castle, only leaving to pick up booze at the 7-11 and runaways at the greyhound station.. everybody got drunk. nobody got broke. everybody got ho's, or atleast shared ho's. the way it should be. the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegas FX400 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 a few years ago me and the fella's got bored at the white trash castle on friday (payday) and somebody decided we should spend our evening at "larry's villa." rofl.. "none of them skanky ho's are gettin' our money, neither!" one of my buddies exclaimed. yawhey and snaggle went in there with $1,100 combined, i had only brought a couple hundred with me. i left with a couple hundred (i don't drink) and they left broke. drunk. without ho's. next weekend we stayed at the white trash castle, only leaving to pick up booze at the 7-11 and runaways at the greyhound station.. everybody got drunk. nobody got broke. everybody got ho's, or atleast shared ho's. the way it should be. the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kens Colors Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Bar Tab? Never heard of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sand chick Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Ours is slightly opposite from the others. Bob and I were hanging out in one of the local bars in NorCal, "Lakeshore Inn" on Shasta Lake. A place we normally get the shaft from after drinking and parting all night. For those who have actually met Bob, well you know how he can put them down for those who don't know him yet, well we should own stock in Anheuser Busch (your welcome Dan) We spent one night partying it up with the tourists on memorial day weekend, having a great time, Bob and his Budlights, me mixing and matching shots. Meeting all kinds of people. Not quite sure about the walk/stumble home, thank god it was close!! Went in the next day expecting at least $400.00 NOPE try $20.00 WTF someone paid for alot of drinks they didn't drink!! Never ran another tab in there for fear of that exact thing happening to us!! Thanks to whoever that was!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 a few years ago me and the fella's got bored at the white trash castle on friday (payday) and somebody decided we should spend our evening at "larry's villa." rofl.. "none of them skanky ho's are gettin' our money, neither!" one of my buddies exclaimed. yawhey and snaggle went in there with $1,100 combined, i had only brought a couple hundred with me. i left with a couple hundred (i don't drink) and they left broke. drunk. without ho's. next weekend we stayed at the white trash castle, only leaving to pick up booze at the 7-11 and runaways at the greyhound station.. everybody got drunk. nobody got broke. everybody got ho's, or atleast shared ho's. the way it should be. the end. too damn funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBox_Kid Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 everybody got ho's, or atleast shared ho's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1bad4fiddy Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I have been to larrys GORILLA'S a few times man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EY3BA11 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 They dont call it gorilla villa for nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDuner Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I remeber Rhino Kings drinks costing me a small fortune.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyHour Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 My story goes like this..........One night in late October of '94, my friends and I went to a local dance club after winning the local track championship at our little speedway. Well anyway, we were there for 2.5 hours, the place closed up and we got our bill. It was $375 :dance: Anyway, we were all 23 or 24 years old at the time, and never had a tab like that before, so it was quite a shock to our system. We laugh about it today. A whole bunch of this... And this...... :dance: :dance: Usually leads to this..... :dance: But hopefully along the way, you get some of this....... :no_no: :porn: Normally, it just ends up with your friends doing this......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offroadracer Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 a few years ago me and the fella's got bored at the white trash castle on friday (payday) and somebody decided we should spend our evening at "larry's villa." rofl.. "none of them skanky ho's are gettin' our money, neither!" one of my buddies exclaimed. yawhey and snaggle went in there with $1,100 combined, i had only brought a couple hundred with me. i left with a couple hundred (i don't drink) and they left broke. drunk. without ho's. next weekend we stayed at the white trash castle, only leaving to pick up booze at the 7-11 and runaways at the greyhound station.. everybody got drunk. nobody got broke. everybody got ho's, or atleast shared ho's. the way it should be. the end. Thats some funny chit right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 (edited) There is a place in Bak-o that USED to let you drink and eat dinner for your age on your birthday. My friends took me there for my 22nd....... 1 drink....22 cents dinner (full basque 3 course meal).........22 cents. anyhow......the bar stage was set up for the band playing that night, and, well, drums have some kind of hold on me...i gotta pick up the sticks and slap'em a few times they kicked me out for that. As my friends were "helping" me to one of their cars...the bartender runs out with my tab, which one of my friends gladly paid for........a little over 7 bucks Edited June 18, 2007 by RICHARDCHEESE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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