SandBlasted Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Stay Away from dumont! We arrived last night to a weird fog laying low over the whole area. No lights from any camps were on. We saw in the distance some people mulling arouind, with no apparent direction. I went to ask one what was going on he was eating a human arm and then attacted us. We barly escaped. We came across a ranger who was one of us. We are now held up on the far south side, as the exit from dumont is blocked by a wrecked rig. The ranger has been telling us about the strange things that have been going on. In the big bowl, anyone who ventures inside never makes it back out. There is a sicky substance that covers the sand towards the center, he stated it is like a huge web. Then there is the strange pulsating green glow coming from comp. The Rangers that were sent to investagate this before everything else started have never returned. Please send help! We are almost out of ammunition as a few of the undead have found our position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britincali Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 You guys hitting the mushrooms last night????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyler fgp boys Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 What where you smoking buddy? :fro_smokin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBlasted Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 What where you smoking buddy? :fro_smokin: Dune Demon? I think your one of them. Like the headless atv rider out here. If we survive, I'm never coming to Dumont again on Halloween! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBlasted Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 You guys hitting the mushrooms last night????? How did you know we had mushrooms? We brought them for the salad and they were running around on the floor like roaches and they have razor sharp teeth. We are not eating anything... The ham in the fridge chewed off 2 of my sons fingers. Nothing is as it appears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior07 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 :?: wtf ! you and skyz hittin the together or what ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cheese Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 mmmmmm roasted leg of lady good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MXFireman Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Sit tight I'll send reinforcements and extra ammo!!!!!!!!!! Remember shoot them in the head!!!!!!! Are they craving brains?!?!?!?!? My wife is mounting a .50 belt fed machine gun on the top of the rhino right now!! Dont let them smell your brains!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Rhino Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 oh heck maybe I will come out now, as it seems it wont be that crowded with the undead eating everybody, no dust, so my new son will be good !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandSoulja Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 i want some of whatever you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakster884 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Yous is smoking some of dat Halloween shiat. Stay away from all life forms and go hide in the bottom of the Bowls. Make sure you dig yourself deep so no one can see you. :ah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlaskan Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Happy Halloween fuggers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandBlasted Posted October 30, 2008 Author Share Posted October 30, 2008 Sit tight I'll send reinforcements and extra ammo!!!!!!!!!! Remember shoot them in the head!!!!!!! Are they craving brains?!?!?!?!? My wife is mounting a .50 belt fed machine gun on the top of the rhino right now!! Dont let them smell your brains!!!!!! Hurry! There is a 200 foot spider in the large bowl. It just grabbed a RV and pulled it back into the hole. I bet your wife is just itching for a little trigger time on the 50! Things are heating up around here, I think it's feeding time. God help us all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertskyz Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I've got the Peeps locked and loaded and headin' your way. These types of non-humans hate sugar. It's nice to know there is someone as equally as demented as I. (I like the word as) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltr450rider Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 No, no, no, you're just confused. Those are just illegals, borderjumpers. Tell them the chupacabra is coming for them and they will be gone real quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
florida boy Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 can you send us pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertrider71 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Hurry! There is a 200 foot spider in the large bowl. It just grabbed a RV and pulled it back into the hole. I bet your wife is just itching for a little trigger time on the 50! Things are heating up around here, I think it's feeding time. God help us all! AWESOME ! Resident Evil: Dumont. Hold tight. Umbrella Corp. will not take our dunes ! Reinforcements are on their way ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakster884 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 AWESOME ! Resident Evil: Dumont. Hold tight. Umbrella Corp. will not take our dunes ! Reinforcements are on their way ! this is an OG post I gots to says. Whatch them withches. I mean witcheyes you know those creapy things you can fly over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indasand Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 You and Skyz dating or what???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duniemonkie Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 I've heard that Sobe bombs will temporarily scare them away! Good luck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunefreak Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Great post Craig. Def best of material. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakster884 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Great post Craig. Def best of material. lol I am glad to see a sense of humor is out there these days. Keep it coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxysandchick Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 That's awesome! Can't wait to here the trip report . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvmedixs Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Just remember to escape the undead drink lots of beer and run naked through your neighbors camps with only your helmet and riding boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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